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Hello peoples, welcome to my new, insane fanfic.

Of course it just had to be about Bakura...(sweatdrop)

Well, yeah! He's the only one I can write about...

Oh, okay then. Tell me when it's over, I'll come out.

(Roll eyes)Alright then yami. Ahem, I don't own Yuugiou, Hour of Power or the Catholic church. Please don't be offended that I'm making a satire of this particular religion; I'm Catholic too. I just felt like writing it.

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The Random MISadventures of Touzoku-Ou Bakura-Chan

Chapter One

Bakura, for an ancient spirit, seemed to get along with modern technology rather well. So, it was only natural for him to do one thing with this knowledge.

Watch TV.

He was flipping channels boredly one Sunday, when the remote ran out of juice. Now, being a guy, he was too lazy to go up to the thing and manually operate it. So, he just stayed on the channel it was on. The show that just started was called 'Hour of Power'.

"Wonder what this is 'bout...?"

--One hour later--

"Ryou, we are not going to a church! NO!"

The hikari sighed, worried what might happen to him once Bakura got over the shock of being dragged to a chapel.

"Yadonushi, are you listening to me? I said NO! Just 'cause I watched a stupid biblical show...!"And, therein lied the problem. Ryou realized his yami was lazier than a sloth, and that wasn't a good thing. He must have been plotting something, or so the hikari thought.He also thought Bakura should go to a confessional, if anything. He was, after all, a Tomb Robber.

Now, Ryou wasn't a Catholic by any means, but he knew a thing or two about other religions and such from school.

Bakura was still whining about insolent hikaris and such, when he got kicked out of his soul room and into a church pew. He then heard a mental lock click from the direction of Ryou's soul room. Oh, he was mad, but he wasn't going to let his hikari get what he wanted. Oh no, Touzoku-ou Bakura, master of all things evil, was not going to be humiliated by his own fault.

Needless to say, those words were pretty much thrown out the window.

There was a priest currently doing whatever priests do right after a mass, and Bakura went up to the old man. Scared him good, too. "You know what and where that confessional thing is? I'm not getting any younger." The priest was pretty confused. Why would he ask that? He shrugged and asked Bakura,"I'm Father Bob. Are you by any chance baptized?"

Bakura looked at Father Bob and sneered."What the hell are you talking about; you senile or something?" The Father looked as if he was about to faint."You will not speak of that place in the Lord's house! Come with me, I am ashamed that you even set foot in this holy building..." So, being the guy he was, Bakura followed.

And got shoved into a mini room with a wall and a little sliding door.

The little sliding door opened, and the priest said, exasperated,"Just tell me everything you've ever done that was against the laws of humans or morals, alright?" Bakura sat and thought for a minute before answering.

"Not that it's any of your buisness or anything, but I think... I've murdered around a few thousand people, stole from everyone I've ever come across, damaged half the property I've seen, evaded heaven at least once per season and broken up with a girl twice. And I ran a red light a few dozen times, too. That's about it off the top of my head." Father Bob shook his head and cried,"I quit! I'm outta here!"

With that, the man now known as just 'Bob' ripped his priest-collar thing off and walked out the door of the church. Bakura smirked and said,"All in a day's work." Ryou must have been swimming in sweatdrops by the time they got back to the street he lived on.

TBC

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Yep, you saw it----TBC!

Is it done yet...?

Nope!

Damn, I'm too early...

So what.((sticks out tounge))

Signing off,

Kume Angel