A/N:
We are in the process of making a series of really random cheesy one-shots that contain corny pick-up lines that Sirius will be experimenting with.
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Disclaimer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" - Homer J Simpson.
Long story short, we don't own either Harry Potter or the Simpsons.
The Stereo
"Hey Emily, wanna go see my stereo?" Sirius said leaning casually against a wall, letting his book bag slide off his shoulder.
"Your what?" Emily asked him.
"I don't know... Some bloke said it to a girl on a muggle movie. Then they went up to his room and had sex. I thought we might give it a go." Sirius said, flashing a smile and winking.
Emily rolled her eyes. "You're a real prat, you know that?" Emily said walking away.
"I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out." Sirius shouted after her.