Giri: I wrote this a long time ago and thought...What the blazes I'll put it on fanfiction. So voila! I don't think the title suits this, but hey! It's a good title ne? If you have a more suitable name for thisstory, please let me know about it... I couldn't think of one. Enjoy!
It is a fine sunny day at Port Kaze and the Straw hat crew are out shopping leaving their Captain, Luffy, to stay with the ship and clean the deck.
Luffy: Wow, this work is so dull.
Work: mop, dunk, mop mop, dunk.
Luffy: My back is hurting!
So our beloved Captain decides to take a walk on shore.
Luffy: Don't worry ship, I'll be back.
2 hours later…
Two of Luffy's nakama, Zoro and Nami respectively, drop their supplies on the deck.
Zoro: Wasn't Luffy meant to be scrubbing the deck?
Nami: Well if my instincts are correct, Luffy has gone for a walk because his back was hurting and the wok was dull. I suppose now he is on the brink of starvation and in peril!
Zoro: That's a lie.
Nami –brings out some paper-: No, it's on the script. Luffy is getting eaten by a vicious monster.
Zoro: What type of monster?
Nami: It's meant to be a surprise.
Zoro: Great…where's Sanji and Usopp?
Nami –referring to script-: Usopp's not in it nut, Sanji comes in right at the end.
Zoro: Typical.
Nami: Now we have to pretend we don't know all this and find Luffy…
Meanwhile our dear Luffy is being attacked by a vicious monster.
Luffy: HELP! I'M HUNGRY, I'M ON THE BRINK OF STARVATION AND I MIGHT DIE. AND I CAN"T DIE BECAUSE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND I'VE GOT TO DO A KISSING SCENE WITH NAMI!
Nami: Eww… -consults the script with horror-
Zoro: Will you two stop cheating?! –glares at monster- How do I defeat something so big?
Nami: The script says it dies at the sight of a tall man wearing a white shirt, green pants, sash and bandana, squinty expressions, slimy green hair…
Zoro –sarcastically-: Where do we find a guy like that?
Nami: The script says…
Zoro: Nami – I already know. HEY YOU BIG UGLY BEAST EATING MY CAPTAIN…LOOK AT ME!
Luffy: GO ZORO!
Monster: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAARRRGGGH! EEEEeeee….!
And so, thanks to the swordsman who wears green for the sake of his hair, the monster dies releasing Luffy from his doom.
Luffy –running towards Nami-: You saved me!
SMOOCH
Nami: YUK! –looks at script- Ah, Zoro…we're on the last line.
Sanji: Hello.
Giri: I HAD to put it on...okay? I just felt like it. And if no one likes it I'll probably delete it, but not 'till I put on the next chapter... anyway REVIEW!