A/N: Before I start the story, I would like you to know that this story plot comes from a show called 'Futurama'. It's not its whole story line, but I thought it would go well with the characters from Invader Zim. Also before you read, you should know that I have a fan character on here as well, if want to know about her, you might want to read my profile first. Wellll.....I think dats all you need ta know for now! Enjoy da story...

Dis: I do not own the Invader Zim peoples....although I wish I did. I also do not own Futurama. But I shall do my best to keep everybody out of the OOC thing, Kay...OK THEN!

'Thinking' "Talking" (A/N: authors note)

What REALLY happened at Roswell!
By: Wootness

It was a lovely, normal, day in a lovely normal city full of your everyday normal nutcases. One of these nutcases was a girl with a body that was 14 years, 2 months, and 33 days old. Her mind on the other hand was of a very smart 7 year old. At the moment she was covered in yellow goo, and was trying to wipe off her oval shaped glasses on her long-sleeved purple shirt.

"I think we put to much yeast in the cupcakes GIR." She said with disappointment.

"Aw man!" Said the one called Gir, which turned out to be a cute little robot with blue eyes.

Cree and Gir had been trying to make cupcakes from a recipe they found in a magic cookbook in Cree's attic. It was said to travel at any place at any time when eaten. This was their 36th time trying to make them.

"Well...the book says that we need one huge blast from a giant laser gun......wonder what that means?" said Cree.

"Banana!!!!" said Gir.

"Yes! That's it!" Said Cree with her science face on, but then it turned into a frown, "But where are we to get a banana!?"

So they thought a thought and even thought some more...untillll....

"My brain has been punched with since!" Cree said as light bulb slowly flickered on top of her head.

"We shall call The Dib!" She said triumphantly, "To the phone!!!....AWAYYYY!!!"

Tak,Tak,Tak,....went the phone as it was dialed!

"Hello?..." Said Dib as he answered the phone.

"HELLOOOO!!!!!" Said Cree, "Would you happen to have a banana!?" "Uhhhhh....Yes?....." He said very much confused.

"Good! Then come over with one...if you please?!" She said.

'Hmmmm....' Said Dib to himself, 'This could be a good chance to find out more about Zim!"

"So you'll come!?" Said Cree.

"Yes!" He said, "For the fate of the Earth!!!"

Then they hung up!

Later on, Dib had arrived with the banana! Cree and GIR were very happy! So they yet again set off to make the magical cupcakes!

"They're done!" said GIR, mixing the yellow substance with a very large spoon.

"NOW! For the final ingredient!" Said Cree as she plopped in the banana, which melted into the yellow goo like quick sand. (A/N: Yummy isn't it?)

Dib was very confused....his face looked like this 0o

"Don't you need to bake them or someth-" Dib was stopped in mid-sentence to see a very angry Zim coming out of the trash can!

"Why is there a human in my house!!!???" He yelled.

"I'm babysitting!"

"I'm baking!"

"Not you two! I mean him!" Said Zim in a very annoyed tone.

"Hay! I'm the one who brought the banana!" Said Dib.

There was very long silence and then...

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Zim as he pulled out a giant laser gun!

"AHHHHH!!" Went Dib.

"Aw man..." Said Cree.

"Yay!!! We're doomed!!!" yelled GIR.

There was a very large blast and then.....

"I missed?" Said a confused Zim.

"HA! You missed!" said Dib.

Indeed! This was true! Instead of hitting Dib's very large head, Zim had hit the yellow goo! Now all that was left of it was a purdy blue cupcake! GIR was very happy!

"Da magical cupcake!" yelled GIR "It lives!!!!!"

"HOR-RAYYY!!!" said Cree.

GIR was so happy that he took a big bite!

"Give me that!" Said Zim, quite annoyed at this point.

"Awwww...I wish I had a taco..." Said GIR.

And all the sudden there was a large (And quite annoying) Pop!

The next thing everybody knew they were lying in sand!

"Ow...That hurt..." Cree said rubbing her rear-end.

"Ow" everybody said in return.

"Where the heck are we?" asked Dib, who was also lying on his rear.

Zim took out a cool do-heky from his backpod,"My scaners read that we are in a place called..."

".....Roswell, New Mexico...."

End of Chapter 1

(A/N:AH! Magic cupcakes! Bananas! Tacos! Oh My! What shall they do!? Shall they live!?

And what the Spoon are they doing in New Mexico? My head hurts....

Chapter 2 is coming as soon as I get 5 good replies! Got that!? OK!?