"Hey, Hey you! Yeah you. Still wondering who I'm talking to? Hey Reader how dumb can you be, I'm speaking to you. Took you a while" He chuckled as you realized he was speaking to you. "How are you? What did you say? Can you speak up? I still can't hear you. Heh, you look funny talking to your electronic like that." A smiled seemed to cross his lips. "So you're expecting a story or something. I suppose I could tell you the time of your death or maybe how each of your family members die or your next big mistake that everyone laughs at but hey I don't hear you saying anything so I'll pick out some stories for you" He swung his cane around and tilted his head, Laughing. "So, what are you in the mood for Horror? Comedy? Sci-fi? Romance? You still look very funny talking to your electronics. My name is Bill Cipher. Don't waste your oxygen. I know who you are." He tipped his hat too you. "Hey now. I know your favorite character and well Lets share stories of them. Got nothing better to do at the moment. So where to start, where to start. Pinecone, shooting star, maybe a barfing gnome. Ever kick one of those? They fly better than a football or rugbie depends on where you're from." He sticks hand and makes one appear and kicks across a field goal that seemed to appear out of nowhere. "Get comfy. This may take some time. Your work can wait." He crossed his legs and floated in a sitting position.
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