-Sung to the tune of On Top of Spaghetti-
On top of Yagami
All covered with cream
I lost my virginity
And Raito's name I did scream
He rolled off the table
And onto the rug
And as he was rolling
My hair he did tug
I lapped up the sweetness
Of Raito-kun's tongue
Then sucked in the whipped cream
Crap, Raito's too young
I think Raito's Kira
I doubt that I'm wrong
But when I stripped Kira
He was wearing a thong