HOW TO ANNOY KISAME
A/N: There's so many of these, I thought I'd make my own. Be nice when you review! I know there are too many of these, but who cares? One more won't hurt! Enjoy!
stare at him for five minutes. when he asks, just widen your eyes so much it hurts. stay this way till he decides to hit you. then run!
When he's walking, narrate every movement he makes. ex: He's looking left. He's now moving his right hand two inches up. He's ETC...
Ask him if he's a girl. when he asks why you asked, ask why he carries a tampon on his back all the time. Run like hell!
Randomly hit him with a tangerine on the head.
start singing. Any random tune. forget the lyrics. sing the same five words over an over again in his right ear.
ask him if he's WQXZVBD. Don't tell him what they stand for. Just keep asking, and when he gives you an answer, burst out laughing.
Convince Deidara that Kisame needs a demolission done on his room. Run. Far away.
tail him aroud the base. when he asks what you are doing, scream, fall to the floor. Wait till he walks off, and start tailing him again. Repeat the last step for one whole day. Then keep asking him "Why are you following me?" when its really vice-versa.
Tell him that there's mail at the door for him. When he goes to get the "mail", make Sasuke pop out of the box and demand for Itachi.
Send him this list, and then go up to him, and say "Seven days... seven days..." all creepy-like.
A/N: Short, I know. Let me know if you want me to continue with another member. Thanks, and review! This fic, I'm afraid, I will ignore flams for. No flaming this story, or you'll get a not-so-nice reply.
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