A/N- My bordum has taken over owith me. I need to write something..I felt like i was going to explode with creative goo...SO! I am giving you a little blurb of nothingness...Yeah...so here you go!

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I was silling on the couch and gritted my teeth. Bella was an adult now but MY GOD! She didn't need to have SEX upstairs wile i was here! I could here her and Dr. Cullen up in her room...HE WAS MARRIED FOR GOD SAKES! But I had no evidence...unless...I could go and spy on them...

I creaped up the stairs, Bella's door was open just a fraction..but it was enough. I looke through and did not belive what I saw...

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"Carlisle...Oh Gods Carlisle! Oh your so good! Faster! FASTER! OH god Carlisle!" Bella gasped

"Hold on Bella! I dont think I can hold out much longer..." He gritted.

"Carlisle, go, faster your almost there!" She shouted

"Bella..I'm...I'm..."Carlisle said before colapsing...ON THE DDR MAT!

"Aw, man! You almost beat Jasper's record." She laughed.

Carlisle was gasping. "Damn! I was so close too! I was hoping I was going to finally win but no...sadly...my title was taken from me..." He fround.

Carlisle was staying the night, one of the Cullen's always did when the rest when hunting. It was tradition back when Victoria tried to kill Bella. She was shure her father would think she was quite the slut, seeing how she always did this with evey Cullen that came over.

"Carlisle...I wonder what my father thinks were doing when he heres us screaming like that..." She laughed as she sat on her bed.

They both laughed.