"Hey Justin," shouted Alex, "you gotta come look at this!"
"What's up?" asked Justin as he entered his sister's bedroom, stepping carefully over a pile of her used underwear. She was half-dressed and sprawled on her bed, looking at her laptop. He averted his gaze to the ceiling. "This better not be more porn."
"No silly, I just found this fan fiction site. Look, its got stories about us on it!"
"Seriously?" asked Justin, peering closer at the screen. "What the hell does Jalex mean?"
"I dunno," she shrugged. "Let's find out."
She clicked on a story and they read for a moment in silence.
"Ew!" exclaimed Alex.
"That's totally gross!" said Justin. "Don't these weirdos know we're brother and sister?"
"Yeah, that's sick, right?"
There was a short silence. "Or," said Justin, "is it hot?"
There was a longer silence, before Alex opened her mouth, scared of what might come out.
"Joking!" said Justin loudly, slapping his sister on the shoulder. "I was totally kidding."
"Of course you were!" she laughed nervously. "Yeah, that's just weird."
Or is it hot?