By Moony
This fic was inspired by comic done by Kristen at
All characters are the property of J.K. Rowling.
Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs were sitting in James' bedroom, looking at some Muggle newspapers.
"Hey, let's see the movie section," Remus said, flipping over some pages to the section about movies.
"What in the world is a movie?" Sirius asked.
"It's entertainment where they get actors to play out a story."
"Sounds boring."
"But it's really cool, now Muggle technology makes stuff look awesome."
"This movie looks fascinating," James said, pointing at an ad.
"Lemme see!" Sirius said, and grabbed the newspaper.
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban… that sounds like… that book we read last summer."
"Yeah. This must be like a sequel or something."
"Hey look! We're in it Remus!" Sirius said, pointing.
"What?! Let me see!" Remus said, grabbing the paper.
"David Thewlis! As ME?" he yelled, once he read the ad, "Do you know how ugly the guy is??! I demand they pick a better actor!"
"Hey, Moony, they killed me. I'd rather be ugly than be killed," James said.
"You already are ugly Jamesie," Sirius said, "They'll definitely pick a better actor for me – because I'm beautiful."
"Haha. In your dreams Sirius. Gary Oldman gets to be you," Remus said smugly, throwing the paper at him.
"What does he look like?" Sirius asked.
"See for yourself!"
Sirius looked at the paper, and then the person who was supposedly him.
"WHAT?! That's me???!!! How could they! I'm am deeply insulted. He doesn't look a thing like me! Ew… look at the hair! And his teeth! And the face! Ewww…"
"I'm dead, stop complaining," James said.
"This is unjust! I won't have David Thewlis playing me!" Remus said angrily.
"And I'm not having this Gary Oldman dude play me either!"
James scowled, "Snape had a hand in this. I know it!"
"Good thinking Jamesie. It probably was Snivellus – let's kill him."
"Yeah! Let's kill him!" James said.
"We deserve to look much more handsome!" Sirius said.
"Hold on a sec, I don't think Snape had a hand…" Remus said.
"And why not?"
"'Cuz they picked Alan Rickman to play him!"
"Is the dude ugly?"
"Not as ugly as David Thewlis, but he's uglier than Gary Oldman."
"So I guess everyone looks ugly in the movie?" James asked.
"Probably."
"This girl is cute though…" Sirius said.
"That's Emma Watson. She plays some girl named Hermione."
"What's my supposed son look like?"
"He's not too bad I guess."
"Who plays him?"
"Um… Daniel Radcliffe."
"Is that supposed to be Dumbledore???" Sirius suddenly asked.
"Um… yeah."
"Eww… that doesn't look like Dumbledore…"
"Well no one looks like anyone."
"Let's watch the movie"
"Yeah! Let's!"
"I don't wanna!"
"Oh come on Sirius, we have nothing to do anyway."
"Well I can't bear to see myself as Gary Oldman."
"I don't see myself at all! I die!"
"Then that's good! You don't have to put up with an ugly dude playing you."
"Pllleeease?"
"No."
"Come on…"
Sirius growled.
"Fine…"
"Yay!"
"Let's go!"
Sorry that fic was really messed up. But oh well. If you liked messed up fics, hope you liked this one.