Kayla: Yo Shaunee!

Me: What up Erin?

Kayla: I'm gonna drown you in a puddle.

Me: Why?

Kayla: Because you forgot to say something.

Me: Whatever, its not even raining.

*It starts raining*

Me: Ah crap.

Kayla: SAY IT, OUT LOUD!

Me: Okay ya creeper, you sound like Edward now- Ohhhhhhhhhh

Kayla- Yupp

Me: I don't own Twilight, but neither do you you hateful hag!

Kayla: THAT'S IT! Let's take it outside!

*We start fighting outside and I drown in a puddle. Shiz.*

Kayla: Haha ya fruit! I warned ya!

P3 Chapter 1

Caius POV

"Caius speaking."

There was a bit of static from the other end because he was using a
pay phone. I have no idea why he wouldn't just reveal himself! I hate
surprises.

That is of course, unless I am giving them.

"Yes Caius. I am aware of the fact that you dislike children of the
moon. Correct?"

Hmm, I liked where this was going. "You would be correct,
unfortunately."

"Yes well, I have some news for you. It involves something I saw while
hunting in Oklahoma."

I hissed. "You are a newborn?"

"Ah, you'll just have to wait and see now won't you?"

"Now look here you-" I was cut off by the dial tone. I flung the phone
against the wall.

I told Aro those things were nothing but a disappointment. Jane and
Alec appeared.

"Everything alright master?" She looked a bit concerned. Nobody
actually saw the humanity in her except for me and of course, Alec.
That was why I kept her, them, around.

"Yes fine. Just a disturbing phone call."

"Would you like me to handle it?"

"No deary, it's a beautiful day. You can have the day off. I'm going
to spend the evening with Athenodora."

She nodded, gave me her angelic smile and slipped out of the room with
her twin brother. Lovely.