Summary; A girl and a boy rooming with each other… Akasuna no Sasori doesn't even know that incident would be there and lure him to be room with her… What worst, he doesn't give a damn thing about that girl and yet he kept her secret…

WARNINGS! OOC of the characters might be present. Be aware that this fan fiction isn't a real story or in any Manga or Anime….

I won't accept any credits. Credits may be given to the respectful Authors.

Genre;

Romantic, Humor, Thrilling, OOC-ness.

Characters;

Akasuna no Sasori.

Ichinose Ritsu (OOC)

Ichinose Tokiya.

Nanami Haruka.

Other STARISH members.

Akatsuki members.

Shining Saotome.

Tsukimiya Ringo.

HEAVENS.

Uzumaki Naruto.

Uchiha Sasuke.

Haruno Sakura.

Sabaku no Gaara.

Hyuuga Hinata.

Sakata Gintoki.

Hijikata Toushiro.

Okita Sougo.

Kagura.

Others that are included would be on Gintama, Naruto and UtaPri…


Chapter One;

|Meeting!|

They got a problem, even worse than a normal problem that people would carry. Ichinose Tokiya, popular yet a bit anxious about what he just did…..

"What are we supposed to do?" Tokiya asked the other idols were with him.

"It's your problem, Tokiya. You lied and you have to endure it all by yourself." Syo replied husky. "If there's anything we could do, we already done that."

"Well, yeah…." The purplish idol replied.

"….. It's your fault, Ichinose." There was a paused. "And we couldn't help you with that." Hijirikawa Masato said, crossing his arms around his chest, showing with a disbelief expression. The purplish idol turned his attention to the other idol that hasn't protested anything to his so-called problem and begged for an advice. Tokiya pouted his lips and his eyes- making his brows upward to the center.

"…" was the orange idol replied to his pout?

Tokiya frowned a bit to the player prince-like, Jinguuji Ren.

The purplish idol turn his eyes to the reddish idol, who's face were like 'Huh, what?' expression. He ignored the facial expression then repeat what he just did to Ren. It didn't work on the others, maybe Ittoki Otoya does. Shinomiya Natsuki weren't in the dorm. He was out with his younger sister on a trip.

The others were beginning to felt that Otoya might betray them. They gave him a signal to shake his head. Although, Otoya did the opposite and now the gang would have to think a plan to solve things back to normal and rest peacefully.

|Outside|

Ichinose Ritsu was given a task to learn how College student should do. She was on the tour trip with her best friend, Shinomiya Natsuki. Thanked god that Nacchan was a 2nd year College at their University. Though she's afraid that Nacchan might do something else than a tour- that's what she thought.

"Are we lost?" Ritsu asked bluntly.

Natsuki flinched then shook his head as he tried to find an exit.

A few minutes later;

"Are we lost?" Ritsu repeated her questions with the same tone. Wearing a blank expression… Natsuki flinched again.

A few more minutes; and Ritsu had enough of his stupidity. She grabs his collar and moves his face closer to her. "We're lost, right?!" Ritsu exclaimed yet with a bit of sarcasm. Natsuki sweat dropped and nodded.


|Moving in|

"You got all your stuff in?" Tokiya asked with a bit concerned expression.

"Yeah, I got it all in…." Ritsu was a bit curious to why her brother being uneasy and concerned.

"I am just checking out." The purplish man nodded as he noticed her concerned. The idol stormed out of the room and went to the balcony of his sister's room.

"Hey, Onii-chan. Who is my roommate, anyway?" A mumble was heard from Tokiya's back. He shrugged his shoulder then sighed deeply as he figured that his sister would be in the same room to a stranger, but everyone in the campus knew that she's a guy…. He'll just have to talk to that stranger to inform him or convince him about his issue…


|Evening.|

Later that night, everyone was asleep by now. Even Ritsu was fast asleep as soon as she unpacked all her things...

The door slowly swung open, a figure appeared carrying two boxes of his things and stuff. He blinked his eyes to see that his roommate was already at their room. He smiled smugly, thinking that guy just stole his spot. 'What an asshole.' He thought and started to place his box in the floor, eyeing the room for a bit. He noticed something un-manly; "Pink Pajamas?" He mumbled to himself then shrugged his shoulder as he headed outside to grab his other stuff.


|Mornings|

Morning had come to Ritsu; she's not an early riser. She rose up from her comfy bed and headed to the bathroom. She glimpses some other boxes that aren't hers. She ignored it and went to her business.

The red-haired teen man rose up from his bed and sat on his chair. 'Oh, he got up.' First thing that crossed his mind. "I haven't seen that dude yet. But Deidara knew his brother…." He mumbles.

Akasuna no Sasori stormed up from his bed and went to his stuff and grab his personal hygiene and went towards the knob of the bathroom; though it was occupied by someone… "It must be him." He whispered to himself.

When he's about to walk away, the door open.

'Huh?' Sasori thought. He turned his attention and waited for the person to come out… His eyes grew bigger, his mouth slowly flung open and he was frozen for at least 30 or 40 seconds…..

"W-who are you?!" Ritsu asked from behind the door, hiding her body.

"…." Sasori couldn't talk or make any signs… He was hopeless and shocked.

Ritsu's forehead formed a tack of annoyance. She glared at the man in front of her and asked one more time.

Sasori finally return to the realm. He checked if he's dreaming, delusion is coming in him or just an impact of shocked.

"Why are you in my room?" Ask Sasori.

"This is my room." Ritsu protested.

"No, it isn't. This is my room."

"No, it doesn't. The principal assigned me here. So, it's my room."

"You got the wrong building, then."

"What?"

"If you were assigned in this room, you're supposed to be in the girl's building. Not the boy's building."

"What? Mr. Shining told me that this is my room in this building!"

"You misheard him."

"Who are you, anyway?"

Sasori couldn't take it as a faint pink was plastered in his cheeks and he tossed his towel to her. "Akasuna no Sasori."

Ritsu catches his towel and put it around her body.

"Akasuna? Wait…. You're supposed to be my roommate!"

"…." Sasori had a blanked expression then he realized something…

"So, you're Ichinose Ritsu?"

Ritsu nodded.

Wow, things would be awesome now. Not only had he got a girl as a roommate also an idiot to fall for Mr. Shining's trap or plan.


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