TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

"Princess Celestia," Optimus Prime began. "I am so glad you could make it."

The Princess nodded ever so slightly. "The pleasure is all mine."

Before Optimus could say why he had brought her here, there was a loud rumbling and a lot of crashing.

Celestia got a concerned look. "Is everything alright?"

"I'm sure it's fine. These things usually happen. Prowl probably has it under control."

"GET BACK HERE, YOU *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* BEFORE I *BLEEP* YOUR SORRY *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!"

Celestia looked towards the source of the noise. "Prowl, I presume?"

Optimus nodded reluctantly. "There is never a dull moment at the
Autobot base."

Celestia nodded.

There was a moment of awkward silence.

"Nice weather we're having," the Prime commented.

"Mh-hm. The pegasi are doing a very good job."

"What? There aren't any pegasi here."

A blue and rainbow blur raced in between the two, shouting, "Coming through!"

"Well...none that control the weather."

A sudden crack of lightning made Optimus look up.
...only to get drenched by a rain cloud. With an unamused question on the Autobot leader's faceplates, Rainbow apologized, "Whoops! My bad!"

Then the rain disappeared.

And the awkward silence came back.

The clock ticked away the seconds.

The crashs became more frequent.

The bangs becane louder.

Seconds turned into minutes.

Prowl's cussing became more colorful.

Optimus, not able to stand the silence anymore, went to the last resort. "So how 'bout those yankees?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Yankees. It's a human thing for-"

Noticing the weird look she gave him, he aborted the mission. "Oh never mind."

"Me Grimlock SMASH!"

A few seconds after the battlecry, a raging Dinobot came in with
Electric Storm hanging on for dear life.

"Grimlock," she scolded, "you watch WAY too many Avengers movies!"

Grimlock didn't take that too well and he flicked his tail, throwing the femme into a wall. He began stomping around, anhillating everything in his path. "Destroy! DESTROY!" he roared with glee.

"Grimlock, calm do—"

Paying no attention to the Prime, Grimlock threw his tail to the left, smacking into Optimus.

"GRIMLOCK DESTROY! ME LOVE TO DESTR—"

"YYYYYYYYYEEEEOW!"

Grimlock temporarily stopped his smashing to ask, "Huh?"

He looked down to see his pede on Princess Celestia's tail. Her expression was one frozen in pain, containing burning fury.

"Oh, me Grimlock sorry for stepping on ugly pony's tail," he apologized, getting off of her.

Celestia's face was slowly turning red, thoughts boiling in her mind.
'First he stepped on my beautiful tail. Then he called me ugly. ME! UGLY!'

Seeing the white princess turn red, the Dinobot asked, "Uh, you pony okay?"

"TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Before Grimlock could comprehend what was going on, there was a flash of yellow and pink. Next thing he knew, he was on a white ground. It had big holes in it, ooh, and there was Earth, and there was all the pretty stars and—wait. That must mean he was...

Grimlock let out a roar. "WHY YOU WHITE PONY SEND ME GRIMLOCK TO THE MOON?!"

Back on Autobot base, Optimus had recovered, but he couldn't find
Grimlock anywhere. Then he saw the Princess.

"Princess Celestia! Are you okay?"

"Oh yes."

"Did Grimlock cause you any trouble?"

"I found a place for him..."

Celestia's face suddenly changed.

"Uh...Princess?" Optimus asked cautiously. "Why is your face human-like and slanted?"

Trollestia grinned at him. "I sent him TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Optimus stared at Trollestia in horror.

"U mad, bro?"

Author note: Lol, this is my first one shot for Notramjet97's 'A new home'. :3 I got the idea when I saw the moon in the Prime episode Minus One. It looked like there was a dinosaur in there! ~Fanfiction!~ My OC made a cameo appearence! ^3^ R&R or Princess Celestia will send you TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON! (LOL, just kidding Prowl sent her to the brig...nice to have company in here...)