Disclaimer: I don't own them. Shame yes. But, oh well.

**Ping**

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**Splat!**

"Merlin Dray-watch it."

**Chuckle**

"Of course dear."

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**Splat!**

"OUCH!"

**Chuckle**

"No you know how it feels."

"Oh shut up Harry."

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"This is getting boring"

**Ping**

"That's because you're playing too nice."

**Pong**

"What's that supposed to mean?"

**Ping**

"You have to play like this"

**SPLAT!**

"BLOODY HELL DRAY! NOW I'M GONNA GET A BLOODY WELT BECAUSE OF YOU!"

"You won't get a welt from a bloody Ping Pong ball and you know it."

**Shrug**

"I know. Just hoping you'd kiss it."

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"That's a wall."

"Dray."

"Yes Harry?"

"Kiss me?"

"No."

**Ping**

"Why not?"

**Pong**

"Because I –"

**Ping**

"Don't want to."

**Pong**

"I love-"

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"You.**

**SPLAT!**

"OUCH DRAY! GEEZ! YOU COULD ATLEAST SHOW A LITTLE-"

**Smooch**

"I love you too."

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