And To Think I Saw It At Bueno Nacho
A Kim Possible Fan Fic by the Pharaoh Rutin Tutin
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Every day when I step out
I hear my father say
"Ronald, pay attention
To what is on your way"
But when I've told him where I was
His reply is very plain
"You're confusing what you did
With what is in your brain"
I think he doesn't want to know
I don't think he thinks I'm lying
So I skim off a few details
Of the things that I've been trying
So with Rufus and KP
We walk along the road
Hanging out without a plan
Till a call from Dr. Load
"The Bueno Nacho's been attacked!"
Our genius friend alerts us
"Killigan demanded haggis
And didn't like the service."
Quick like bunnies, Kim and I
Ran to the Tex-Mex joint
Duff was driving from the counter
Just to make his point
"DROP THE CLUBS!" Kim shouted
"And no one will get hurt"
But I most def was in some pain
As wind blew up his skirt
I reached to grab a weapon
To fight Duff in this venue
A sign for Three Cheese Nacos
(Now on the dollar menu)
So I rushed him with the sign
(One with my smiling face)
It got his full attention
As Kim circled round the place
From my pocket Rufus pounced
Much like a naked panther
Into combat with our foe
On to his tam-o'-shanter
He dropped his club to grab my rat
As I swung with the sign
He was too confused to see
Kim approaching from behind
From the pop machine she jumped
Like a flame-red haired gazelle
And with a flying Rockette kick
Our crazy golfer fell
We bound him with a spool of twine
Ned threw us from the rear
As lights and sirens let us know
Our police force now was here
As Officer Hobble talked to us
We heard "excessive violence"
And told Duff, as he was led away
"…The right to remain silent"
The Bueno Nacho crew began
To clean up this disorder
And Ned, he's really a nice guy
Wouldn't charge us for our order
Kim and I, then after lunch
Just wanted to relax
And what we do when we're alone?
That's none of your bees-wax
As evening fell I walked her home
Then I walked back to dad
Soon I knew he'd ask of me
What kind of day I had
I could describe the morning sprint
Or taking down the felon
Or my time, sigh, with Kim
No THAT I won't be tellin'
My dad was watching football
His favourite weekend hobby
As they reached the halftime show
He looked up and saw me
"So tell me what you saw today
How was your afternoon?
I doubt it was a total loss
You didn't return soon"
I gave my answer too much thought
As he cheered on the Broncos
"Just the same-old, same-old, dad
And an ad for Three Cheese Nacos"
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Poet's Note
Let me begin by saying that I have only the greatest respect for Theodor S. "Dr. Seuss" Geisel.
There are far too many FanFics out there with Seussish references to be a coincidence. Of course, the fact that Draken practically quotes the Grinch in "Possible Christmas" is a big source of inspiration.
Something about the combination of KP and Dr. Seuss just seems to feel right. So, here's my first stab at the genre.
My premise for the reaction of Ron's dad is that he is generally aware of what his son does, and what happens to him. But he would rather not think about it too much because there isn't any thing he can do for his son on the missions.
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