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Warning : yaoi, slight lemon, mpreg...mpreg slight lemon...see how it all works out?
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SASUKE POV
Life was always better in the morning. No letters, no paper work, no pesky kiddies. Just me. And my beloved blond dobe. Ahhh, yes. This is truly the life.
"Sasuke? Are you awake?" oh! He's awake. Yay, shmexy time!
"Of course I'm awake dobe. How could someone sleep with an angel in their bed?" What? I truly wanted to know! I mean come on! Look at him, with his messy blond spiky hair. Those never ending blue eyes, and that smile that I knew only meant something only to me. If he wasn't an angel he was surely sent by the devil to trick me into temptation. And this I refused to believe. So yes. He is my perfect angel. Only mine. Go away.
I moved closer to him, well as close as I could possible get since we were already cuddling from sleep. I leaned down and kissed his soft pink lips before coming up with a small smirk. He remembered what happened last night and smiled.
"Another perfect move to get me into bed, made by the master himself. Uchiha Sasuke. Why am I always the uke?" he added with a small pout.
"Don't pout. You're just the woman in this relationship. If you haven't noticed, I'm way more controlling than you, meaning I can force you to do things for me easier that you can."
"I still don't-oh god!" He suddenly ran up and into the bathroom attached to my room. Not even a few minutes later I heard gagging and something splashing. Great. Throw up. I wonder if I did him too hard last night? I mean I can get a little ruff when I'm horny. "Ugh...I think I have food poisoning."
"What do you mean? We haven't eaten since last night. Don't you remember we ate off the same plate I would be sick too you know."
"You're right. Okay. I'm gonna go to the doctors then, see what's up with me. Wanna come?" I lifted myself out of the bed and walked over to him and brought him into a soft hug."As much as I want to, Tsunade want to see me about another business trip. But you know what? I'll see you at dinner okay? I'll be home by seven."
"Six."
"Six-thirty."
"Deal!" With that I got changed and headed out to the office to speak with the devil herself.
NORMAL POV
"Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara and Hinata, you will be on your way to Mexico this afternoon. There is a large gathering for something or other. They want you as their main performers. There will be a lot of people and a lot of fan girls. Sasuke this means you need to bring Naruto if you ever want them to leave you alone. Be at the airport for six thirty and we'll be on our way on the private jet." The large breasted woman informed her band. They were the rock band to date. Their alternative rock band style, and amazingly good look on Sasuke behalf, made the extremely popular. And rich. Can't forget rich. They even had to find some far off hidden town to
"FINALLY! A good gig. It's been forever since mister 'marry-the-first-guy-I-kiss' had to go away to Italy to have his fucked up wedding." Kiba screamed with a smile. His long light brown hair framed his face perfectly, making him look hot for a eighteen year old. Turning to Hinata he asked in a calmer voice. "Hinata, ummm, would you like to practise with me before we leave?"
"Sure, why not." The busty girl answered, her hair was blue and it spiked in all directions. Her eyebrow piercing glinted as she punched Kiba in the arm quite hard. Well hard enough to make him say ouch. Huh, wuss.
"You guys we need to have fun in this little town before we go. But I want all of you guys to go and sleep. It's going to be a long trip and you guys can't ever sleep on the plane. I know you guys way too much." Sasuke wisely stated with his emotionless mask on. The last part he whispered to himself.
"Hai Sasuke!" All three replied. Kiba and Hinata left in a flash. Muttering something about being a bustard and what not.
'Probably to go make-out or something.' Sasuke said to himself.
"Sasuke?" The last member stood in a calm line. He looked like Sasuke, emotionless, cool, non-caring. Only difference was he had red hair, no eyebrows and an 'ai' tattoo on his forehead. He also had multiple piercing on each ear and a nose and lip piercing.
"Hai Garra."
"Do you think you could tell Naruto to keep his ass quite this time? You guys are so loud in bed...no offense."
"Hai Gaara." The red haired boy then took off leaving the raven alone.
NARUTO POV
"Congratulation sir! You're pregnant. Three month to be precise. Have a nice day. You can leave now if you would like." The brunette nurse started as she entered and walked around the room getting it ready for the next patient.
'What the fuck did she say? She did NOT just say I was pregnant. I can't be pregnant...can I? NO! Stop it I can't! I'm a guy and guys can't get pregnant. It was the girls job to carry the kids in the house...but maybe with this. We could be happier. Me and Sasuke per say. Okay, I'll keep the kid if Sasuke agrees.' Silently I walk home in a jumble. Holding my stomach where there was a supposed another life was.
"A baby...I can't believe it. What do I do know?"
When I arrived at home Sasuke was already there packing his things.
Oh no. He's leaving me.
"Sasuke? Why?" My eyes watered.
"Naruto! You're home. Were going to Mexico! I have a gig there and I want you to come. I mean I can't go without you. You're my everything." He embraced me but felt me tense up and released to look at me. "You okay?"
"Sasuke...I'm...I'm pregnant." I broke into tears. I couldn't hold it in. I was seeing to see the reality and it scared me.
The pain of the next six months. Slowly getting worse until the worse pain came. Birth. And what if Sasuke didn't stay with me? Then what? More pain, the pain of a broken heart.
"Really? But-"
"They said that I had a rare bodily genetic that came from my mother that allows me to have children." I explained quickly not really listening to my words.
"I'm so glad." What? Glad? But...I am pregnant. I hope he knows what that means.
"Sasuke were going to have a kid." His face didn't falter from his truly happy smile. "Kid. As in loud and active."
"I know what a kid is. I have been one before. Not to mention do things for them. Remember that sick little kiddie I gave a free concert to in his room? What about the one I had come and hang out with me that one day."
I sure did remember. He sang so beautifully for the little girl in the hospital. She cried and as soon as he got out the doctor told him she was due to die the following week. That was the first time I had seem Sasuke upset. He attended the funeral and sang for the mourners.
He couldn't take seeing kids anymore. But when manager had set up a contest for the grand prize of one day to hang out with Sasuke he totally ignored the poor kid all day. Well she was fourteen and absolutely loved him. If it weren't for me she would of raped him. He he he. Good times, good times.
A smile graced my lips as I moved to kiss him.
"Thanks Sasuke."
"For what?"
"Well, I...Never mind." He shrugged it off and hugged me back.
I knew this was the beginning of something wonderful, beautiful, and over all happy.
We had been in Mexico two months when I really started to show. My belly was balloted and you could see my baby bump. To try and keep unwanted stares and angry screams at me I grew my hair out longer.
Traveling down my back and ended up past my shoulders in a straight blond ponytail. Most people thought I was a girl anyways. Why not let them believe it?
Kiba was ever so kind to but me clothes...that little bastard.
I was too embarrassed to actually buy my own so he thought he would. Pink and purple was the main colours. Thank god Sasuke bit the shit out of him. The only colour he bought and I was willing to wear was the deep purple.
However now I couldn't get new clothes even if I wanted to. My ankles are starting to swell. What? I know it's not supposed to do that till later, but hey I'm no chick. My ankles aren't specially made to hold a kid too.
I walked into our large hotel room and plopped myself down on the bed. We had been making appearances all day so that people would get the idea of him being with someone, who is nonetheless pregnant.
"Naruto, would you like to go for a swim?"
"Teme, what would I wear baka! I couldn't go in my bathing suit, it would bring too much attention to my quite pregnant state." I said all huffy. He just didn't understand.
"Dobe, you need sometime in the water. Its good for the baby-"
"And how would you know this?" I interrupted.
"I-I bought a pregnancy book so I could take care of you." This filled me with joy. He was taking this seriously. He really was, and all for me.
"Sasuke, you did that for me?" I got up to embrace him but found it hard with this huge bump in the middle of us, but nonetheless we still made the most of it. Closing into a lip crushing kiss he laid me back onto the bed. "You horny Bastard."
"What? I'm hot for you. I can't help that. Let alone stop it. Common, it'll be fun. Just a little different that's all."
"Teme! I'm pregnant! I can't have sex!"
"But Naru-koi I haven't had any for three full months." He whined back at me.
"Sasuke-bastard," He looked at me with lust filled eyes he loved being called that for some reason, "It would just be...weird..." A pout crossed the ravens features making him look irresistible. He was hot at first, but now, now he was sexy to hell. Nothing could get in his way now. "Fine...bastard."
Kiba POV
We needed a new song. Great. Common at least were here right? But now we need a new song, damn managers.
I walked up the flight of stairs to Sasuke and Naruto's suit. I didn't expect anything but when I entered the room I knew something was wrong when I saw the shirt Naruto had been wearing today was on the ground.
I smirked knowing I had bought it for him. Never actually seen him in purple, but gotta admit he looked good. For a pregnant guy.
Then I heard voices.
"Sasuke...ahhh...faster! Faster!" Naruto? What did he want faster?
"Mmmnnnn...Ahhhhh...NARUTO!" Sasuke? So it was them...what's that sound? I walked into their little room and almost tore out my eyes.
Sasuke was leaning against the wall with his eyes closed completely naked. His knees were raised to hold up Naruto who was helping Sasuke ground himself into my band mate. Sasuke grabbed the tan boys hips and, you could tell the hold was hard, pushed him harder down.
I dropped the bag I had that carried my base and it made a loud bang as it hit the floor.
All movement stopped.
Slowly Naruto turned his head to look at me. Sasuke was smirking with an all knowing smirk, he knew this was going to traumatize me for life. Naruto pushed his face and the body that could reach him onto Sasuke.
"I-I-I-I-I, " What did that Uchiha bastard do to me! I'm a stuttering freak!
"You were just leaving, right Kiba?" Sasuke was not the least bit surprised as his partner was. Nor was he embarrassed as his partner was. Poor Naruto. Poor me. Not only traumatized for life, but blind as well. I really didn't want to see how that balloted belly came to be. I really didn't.
SASUKE POV
Oops.
Hope he can still play for the concert.
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Kiba: I can't see!! holding eyes in pain
Me: Oh shut up all ready!
Kiba : AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Sasuke : Just be glad I let you see him naked and didn't kill you.
Kiba starts running in a circle screaming for the mental pictures to stop.
Me: Don't worry, I'll have a little Kiba on Hinata next chapter wink
Kiba stops and smiles opens his eyes and looks at Sasuke then starts to scream again while covering his eyes.