1Once, there was this girl named Savannah who wasn't named Savannah. Her name was Callie (Savannah)and sometimes she Callie (Savannah) was a 15 year old. Other times she Callie (Savannah) was a frog. And yet others she Callie (Savannah) was a rabid monkey. But most of the time she Callie (Savannah) was a ballerina.
Yes, Callie Savannah was an interesting person who went to many different schools. Sometimes, she went to Evergreen. Other times she went to Perkiomen. And yet others she went to Renaissance Academy. But most of the time she went to Shanahan.
Callie Savannah also had many boyfriends. Sometimes, she went out with Kevin. Other times she went out with Chris. And yet others she went out with Sam. But most of the time she went out with Steve.
Callie Savannah's life is random. When she's not plotting her latest revenge on Miss P or drinking orange juice and eating blue jello eggs, she's cursing at her homework. Sometimes you can find her watching illegal copies of Rent and Wicked online, or writing random stories about Alyssa. Other times you'll find her getting honked at by a car full of Mexicans at the 7-11 or walking to Burger King in nothing but tights, a leotard, and Uggs. And yet others you'll find her praticing odd stunts that have to do with an orange pen, a yoga ball, two air mattresses, halloween underwear, and a blow-up dinosaur. But most of the time, she's dancing. Dancing, dancing, dancing.
So now, every time you see 15-year olds, frogs, rabid monkeys, ballerinas, Evergreen Elementary, Perkiomen Middle School, Renaissance Academy, Bishop Shanahan High School, Kevin, Chris, Sam, Steve, Miss P, orange juice, blue jello eggs, homework, illegal copies of Rent and Wicked, random stories about Alyssa, a car full of Mexicans, a 7-11, Burger King, tights, leotards, Uggs, an orange pen, a yoga ball, two air mattresses, halloween underwear, a blow-up dinosaur, or 321 S. High Street, think of the girl named Savannah who wasn't named Savannah.