The Last Aahrbreastor

by Maynesly

The epic story of ong and the kateraha saving the world with the powers of the AAHrbreastor

1. Chapter 1: Bonding

The last aahrbreastor

- A fanfiction forged by Santa Christ and Tommy Wiseau

Chaptaahr Waaahn: ONG BONDS WITH KAAAAHHAAAARAAHAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAH Sed the aahrbreastor, ready to take on the day with his aahr powaah.

Ong grabbed the breast of the kara who then proceeded to speak from the kaateraha then ahng began to feel the AAH feeling in the breast of the aahrbreastor that is so pleasurable that aah must be said from the whore-bag kaaterahaahahaaahaahahahaaahahahaaahahahah. Then the AAAH feeleng ended and ohng began to kill the breast but karaaha began to cry so he continued to grab the breast. "aah" ong said as the karaahahahaha began to breast the story of koteralaha. Then the aah feeling started again and ong began bending the elements witht the powers orf the aarbreastor. Kateraha then stated that ong has saved the world indeed and the arbreastor began to aah and then the story was over even when ong continued to grab the breast of karahatera. And aaahll was cool. The world was once agaaaaaaaahn aaaaaahsome. Aah. Aahahhaahahahahahahahaaah.