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I am sorry if charcters are OOC. Please Forgive. All Songs are actually are my Ipod.

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What on earth is wrong with people, or one person to be exact? I mean he is stupid, but this little incident brings it to a whole new level. The bane of my life decided that today was a great day to try something new is science class. That's right Derek decided to actually do something today in class. Too bad he didn't pay attention; he just began to mix chemicals together. That resulted in a huge, gaseous explosion. They ended up evocating most of the school. You may ask who wasn't in this type of situation. Well, my science class wasn't. They put us in this contained room until they could decipher whether or not the gas was poisonous. We had to take these nasty pills to protect our inside just in case it was. They didn't want to release us if we needed to give us further medical attention.

That's how I ended up in a room with Derek, Emily, Sam, Ralph, Noel, Trevor, Tinker, Truman, Max, Amy, Kendra, Sheldon, Sally, and Paul. Our science teacher was out, and due to so many teachers being out all the subs had been taken; Paul ended up watching our class. Sheldon was back to visit his aunt, and he dropped by to say hi to everyone. Kendra had come by to thank Paul for something, and I don't know why Sally was there but she was.

"Now I don't know how long we will be in here," Paul began to speak, "I do want everyone to know the rules. Rule number one, no complaining about anything: the food they give us, how bored you are the people you're with, etc. Rule numbers two, if I assign something you do it. I will be coming up with things for us to do. Rule number three, if I say something you do. I am in charge. Rule number four; keep your hands, feet, tongues, and any other body part to yourself. Rule number five, no fighting." And he looked at Derek and me when he said that last one.

"Paul, can we play pass the song with the karaoke machine," Kendra said with nothing but glee in her voice. I forget to mention the karaoke machine; we have one in the room along with an assortment of instruments, costumes, bleachers, couches, and chairs. We are in the arts department storage room, so we have stuff to occupy our time. Anyways, what is the game pass the song?

"Kendra, what is 'pass the song'," Trevor asked complete with air quotes.

"Hun, you put everyone's name in a bucket or hat, than the rule keeper of the game, which would be Paul, chooses a name. That person is first to sing. A random song is put on the karaoke machine, than they pick a name. The song on the machine is sung to that person. Than the person sung to picks a name, you can get the picture. It's really fun. My family does it all the time at our reunions," Kendra explained. That game sounds about as much fun as a well us being stuck in a room together.

"Kendra, that sounds like a wonderful way to pass the time," Paul stated. I cannot blame him. We have already been stuck in this room for about an hour. It can get kind of boring; I mean the most exciting part of the time so far was a discussion of One Tree Hill. Emily and I went for Leyton. Sally went for Brucas. Kendra was a jeyton lover. Amy said she loved them all and couldn't choose.

"What if a song with a duet comes on," Derek said while he smirked. He thought he found a good loophole on this game, but knowing Kendra.

"Ooh, that's simple sweetie. The person singing has to sing with the person chosen. Than they have to sing another song to that person," she said as she smiled right back at him.

First up on this wonderful game that can only end well was Tinker. He was singing to Noel, the song 'White and Nerdy' by Weird Al. Just a little ironic, funny as h*ll though. He ended up dancing along.

"Who knew these songs would represent the person singing them," Derek said in between rolls of laughter.

"Be nice Derek," I scolded him, its one thing to think it. It's a whole other thing to say it aloud.

Noel ended up having to sing 'Hound Dog' by Elvis to Truman. I think that song it a bit more catered to Truman.

Truman sung 'I Shall Return' by Billy Currington to Sally. Sally sung 'It's Raining Men' to Sam. Sam ended up having to sing 'I Wanna Talk about Me' by Toby Keith to Derek.

They both went as red as beets at that one. Everyone else just laughed, even more than they did at Tinker.

Tinker even got back at Derek, "I didn't all that about you Derek. Are you and Sam together?"

I decided to join in; I don't get to many chances at this, "Are you two going to run off together? Change your names. If you do I suggest Mr. Cod and Mr. Nozzers."

He's getting mad now. "Shut up if you know what is good for you," Derek growled. I think that's my cue to stop.

Derek went up and ended up having "Ladies Choice" by Zac Efron from Hairspray come up. It figures that he chooses the song about being a man hooker [Editors Note- I am convinced that this is what the song is about, is it's not do not burst my bubble].

"Now that's more like it," Derek says with a raise of his eyebrows and a smirk. Now he going to choose his person, "I want a second pull. I refuse to do this one."

"Now Derek, you must follow the rules of the game. You will sing to the person chosen," Paul said pulling his weight. Why do I have a feeling this is going to backfire?

Derek ended up having to sing to me. That was embarrassing to say the least. At least it wasn't as bad as the Derek/Sam song.

I ended up singing 'Man I Feel like a Women' by Shania Twain to Amy. She sung 'Whose Beds Have Your Boots Been Under' once again by Shania Twain to Max. He sung 'Girls and Boys' by Good Charlotte to Trevor. He sung 'I'm Gay' by Bowling For Soup to Sheldon. Who sung 'I Want You To Want Me' to Emily. Who sung 'There are Whose Things I Could Do' from Grease to Kendra. Who sung 'Hollaback Girl' by Gwen Stefani to Ralph. Who sung 'Greased Lighin' to Tinker finishing the game.

"What do we do know," Amy said in a pouty voice.

"We can just continue singing karaoke," Tinker said.

"Okay, I'll go first," Sam said. I know why he's doing this, he hoping if he can sing something everyone will forget he first song. Fat chance on that ever happening.

"I decided to go with the same artist. I've chosen the song 'I like It, I Love It'," he said with zeal. Little did he know that the song he would choose would start one weird war. With me as the battle prize.

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