*Okay, so this is my first fanfic in English. I'm very worried and nervous about this. Please, help me if you find any mistackes. 'Cause it's very important for me. I hope that in the nearest future I'll write in English more better than now.
It's a girl thing
"Amy! Where are you? Come on! It isn't funny after an hour!" cried the Doctor.
He was actually right. 'Cause searching for somebody, especially Pond, in infinite Tardis, you know, it's a quite difficult thing. And why in the hell Tardis didn't want to help him? She never refused him but now…
In the beginning of the second hour of searches while roaming in the corridors of time machine the Doctor began to remember all strange curses that he could send to his Sexy. He was tired, bored and hungry. Yes, he was really hungry. And before his redhead disappeared they reached an agreement to go somewhere on Earth where they could eat something tasty. And then Pond went to her room and that was the last time he saw her. So the Doctor just couldn't leave his Amy and go without her. It would be very ridiculous and boring at that time.
"One, two, three, blue, yellow, green… new room… What?" the Doctor shocked stopped at the new door. It was very hard to realize, but, yes, Time Lord knows every room, every corner of the Tardis. And now he was seeing entirely new room. How did that happen without him?
Time Lord felt like he was a little boy whom parents concealed something important. But when he opened the door he forgot about this feeling. It was bathroom! With all that strange oblong things that women use in their critical days. And that stuff was almost everywhere. On wash basin, in bath, in many boxes, in basket… everywhere! And between all this chaos his Pond was sitting on pan. Time Lord didn't know what the hell was happening in this room. Truly he even didn't want to know. But nobody stopped his mouth to stay closed.
"Amelia, what is going on?" worriedly asked the Doctor.
Amy picked up her face and looked at him like he was asking the most stupid question in the world. Who doesn't know nothing about human female days? Of course, the Doctor!
"Go away, the Doctor, if you don't want to die!" answered his companion and enfolded her stomach. "Tardis, where the hell are you? My stomach is going mad!"
"I found some tablets. Donna left them when she were last here" said familiar feminine voice behind the Doctor's back. "Look for them in the cabinet behind the mirror"
"O MY GOD!" yelled Time Lord when he saw feminine hologram of his Sexy. "Tardis, don't do things like that! I nearly died!"
"But you're not" answered Tardis with smirk. When Time Lord turned back to Pond he saw that she was laughing! Yeah, she was laughing! A minute ago she was squirming because of pain and now his redhead was laughing!
"What is wrong with you, Pond?"
"It's a girl thing" answered hologram and disappeared.
And after that day the Doctor understood one thing: "Girls always perceive and understand each other".