SLEEPING NINJA
once apon a time in a land not so far away where ever the hell your are there was a beautiful ninja called Cara of the JamJar she fell in love with the village hidden in the leafs handsome devil green beast Rock Lee ok erm.
Rock Lee and Cara of the jamjar soon got married and had their daughter named Emma they held a party and many people brought gifts for the baby Emma and the 3 girly fearie ninjas Shikamru, Sasuke (yeah you heard me) and Naruto brought extra special gifts Naruto brought Ramen, Sasuke brought his favourite emo razor blade
And shikamaru, well we are lucky he even showed up….lazy bum
But the one girly ninja left out was Orochimaru and he wasn't happy at all for he wanted to go to this party to cop off with sasuke, how dare they not invite him
A week after the party Orochimaru was still upset about not getting a shag so he created a spell and put it on the baby Emma so she would prick her finger on a kunai on her 15th birthday and fall asleep until her one true love kissed her.
On the day of Emma's 15th birthday Cara and Lee tried to hide all the kunai from her but it was too late Orochimaru had already give her one and her finger was longed pricked Emma fell into a deep sleep and chaos swept over the nation.
Cara of the Jam Jar riddled with grief refused to give her Lee any so he had to find someone else to satisfy his needs and that's where Gaara came into the story while Emma was sleeping her father and Gaara were having a love affair and Lee became Mpreged and decided he wanted to be with Gaara than CARA OF THE JAM JAR (that monster) Cara of the jam Jar then ran away with her secret lover Neji and had 16 children 4 of which were shot in the head by cara after she went mental but that's another story.
A lonely pervert walked by the castle one day after hearing many stories of a now 17 year old princess who had been asleep for 2 years surely would gagging for it he quickly ran up the stairs to her room and stood outside of her door listening to her horrendous snoring he bravely walked into the room and stood by her bed gazing down upon her small body but gasped in horror as he looked at the many pimples on her face even princesses get acne.
He gulped and being as desperate as he was he pulled down his mask revelling his fish trout lips and planted a soggy one on her
She opened her eyes and screamed before slapping him
Pervertttt!!!!!
She screamed and then demanded to know his name
Its kakashi and may I just say you have terribly morning breath (smoooothhh)
Omg Kakashi I think I love you
Omg girl whose name I don't know I love you too!!!!
And with that they rode off into the ninja village and Kakashi bought loads of ichi ichi paradise books and even making a few of his own with some help from emma but that another story -