DBF: Hi all! This I wrote a while ago back in school in English class when I was bored. I thought I'd dig it up now and post it up…This may become a series of Reno drabbles if it gets enough reviews…
RENO ON DONUTS AND SEX
Most people usually don't associate sex with donuts…Well guess what! There are lots of sexual things about a donut! Like how about when you break one in half? That little curve is bound to mean something! And how about the jelly filled kind? I mean when you bite into it it ejaculates! Try telling me I'm wrong! What's that? You can't? HA! Of course you can't! Why? Because I'm right that's why! And how about those donuts that have sprinkles? I mean think about it! The sprinkles look like mini rainbow colored condoms! But then again Tifa thought that they looked like dildos. Then Cloud choked on a donut…and wouldn't you know it had sprinkles! Coincidence! I think not! And then how about that one time when Rufus stuck his finger through the hole! I mean come on people! If that's not sexual then I don't know what is! Well I could talk about this for hours but I have to go hijack a police car! So see ya next time!
DBF: Well I hope you all enjoyed it…please review and let me know what you thought…I need ideas of what Reno could rant about next…post them in your reviews! Thanks a lot!