A Killing Spree, Sex and Baby Sexy Time

Chapter 1: Three's Company

America and China were having sex

America didn;t use a condom

UH OH BABY SEXY TIME

China had a baby named Aaliyah

"oh no" China screamed

HE HAD 2 BABYZZ

He named the other Chuyaequ

Germany and Italy were molesting each other

Germany didn't use a condom

UH OH SEXY BABY TIME

Italy had a baby named Prussia

THUS PRUSSIA WAS BORN

ROMANO HAD SEX WITH HUNGARY

NO NON NOONONNONON

WHAT TIME IS IT?

Baby…sexy…time…

Hungry had a baby named Diana

Diana, Aaliyah, Prussia, and Chuyaequ all died

They were killed by the all mighty, the all powerful THE ALL WEIRDFUL….

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R-U-S-S-I-A

…who had a baby with France named Shalmongalongalongadingdong

THE END OF CHAPTER ONE