Grandfather: Hey kiddo. Hear that you're sick.

Billy: Yeah. Any chance you could tell me a story?

Grandfather: Well, I was going to give you this new Playstation 2, but if you want a story, I guess I'll give you one of those instead.

Billy: No wait! I want the PS2!

Grandfather: Too late. Once upon a time...

Billy: Crap.

Once upon a time, in the far off land of Florin, there lived a beautiful girl. Her name was Buttercup.

Billy: Hold it! Since I'm not getting the PS2 from you, can I at least have a story about what I want?

Grandfather: And that'd be?

Billy: Dragonball Z. I want a story with the DragonBall Z characters.

Grandfather: If I do this, will you shut up about the Playstation 2 that'll look so good in my living room?

Billy: ::grumble:: Yeah.

Grandfather: Okay then

Once upon a time, in the far off land of Florin, there lived a beautiful girl. Her name was Chi Chi. Her favorite pastimes were fighting, and picking on the farm boy. His name was Goku.

All day, Chi Chi would think of different chores for Goku. "Farm boy, go get me some wood for dinner."

"Um, sure! Okay!"

"Farm boy, fix my punching bag. The sawdust is leaking out."

"Um, sure! Okay!"

"Farm boy, put out the flames on Fire Mountain."

"Um, sure! Okay!"

One day, Chi Chi realized that when the farm boy said, "Um, sure! Okay!" what he really meant was "Um, sure! Okay!" because Goku was extremely innocent. But, she also realized he did all these things without complaining because he loved her. Soon after, Chi Chi returned his love.

Billy: Wait! Is this a kissing book?

Grandfather: Someday you may not mind the kissing parts.

Billy: No, no. I want to know if theyyou knowdo it.

Grandfather: You got a sick mind, kiddo. No they don't "do it." Not in this story.

Goku had no money for marriage, so he had to leave Chi Chi to fight in a tournament, far across the sea. Their parting was very difficult for both of them.

"You'll come back for me, right?" pleaded Chi Chi, as her eyes blinked back tears. "Please say you'll come back."

Goku cupped her face in his hands. "Look at me. I promise I'll come back. Just like I promised I'd marry you someday."

"But how can you be sure?"

"I've watched The Princess Bride' a lot. I know how it ends."

And with that, Goku left. But he never made it to the tournament. He was captured and killed by the Dread Pirate Roberts, for the Dread Pirate Roberts never left prisoners. When Chi Chi heard the news, she locked herself in her room, not sleeping, not crying, not cooking, and vowed that she would never love again.

Five years later, every peasant gathered in the courtyard of Prince Vegeta. "Human peasant scum! As your Prince, I must have an heir. One month from now, I will mate with one who is strong enough to bear my bloodline. She is pretty for a weak human woman. I give you Princess Chi Chi! Come out, woman!"

Out came Chi Chi, dressed in a splendid royal kimono. Her beauty had grown in the past five years, but her heart remained cold. And although she was to marry Prince Vegeta, she did not love him.

Grandfather: So, what do you think of the story with your Dragonball characters?

Billy: I think it sucks, old man.

Grandfather: That's it, I'm coming back tomorrow to tell you more!

Billy: Why can't you tell me now?

Grandfather: Because I'm going home to play with my new PS2 smart-ass!

Billy: Crap!

Okay, my first part of my first fan fic. Goofy? Yes, but I'm in a goofy mood. Tell me what you think, and who'd you'd cast in the other Princess Bride rolls. I have my own Ideas, let's see if they match. Until next time!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own any part of DBZ or Princess Bride. I'm not making money off of this, so please don't sue. This is a work of fiction.