Tokyo Mew Mew Truth or Dare!
CHOCOLATE- HELLO READERS AND WELCOME TO THE TOKYO MEW MEW TRUTH OR TORTURE! I'V SEEN ALLOT OF FANFICTIONS AND THEY HAVE INSPIRED, TAUGHT, AND MADE ME DO WHAT I AM DOING TODAY! ... IN THE LONG RUN I'M HERE TO PUT THE TOKYO MEW MEW CAST IN SEVERE PAIN, AND WHEN I SAY SEVERE PAIN, I MEAN DEATH! Well, and severe pain that doesn't result in death! I'm not a rules person, so there is only ONE RULE u must oblige too... it is the EVERY REVIEW/DARE HAS TO BE RATED T OR UNDER RULE! *lightning cracks in the background* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... ha... ha...ha... ha... ANYWAY! LETS BRING IN THE ALIENS!
*A CLOUD OF RINBOWS POOFS INTO THE AIR WITH ME USING MY SUPER-AUTHORESS ABILITYS TOO SEND THE ALIENS CRASHLANDING ONTO THE TEA TABLE IN MY BASEMENT, BREAKING IT IN THE PROCESS*
CHOCOLATE- NOOOOOO! YOU RETARDS! Do you know how much that thing costed! I blame this on you, Pai!
Pai- My fault! Give me one logical rea-
CHOCOLATE- NO! NO U GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU JUST HADTO LAND ON MY TEA TABLE, AND WITH SO MUCH FORCE TO BREAK IT, IT MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ACCIDENTAL!
Taruto- Geze, u old hag! How can yo-... uhhhhhh... O.O
CHOCOLATE- Excuse me, I don't think I heard you correctly... just who were you calling an old hag? HUH? *TWITCH, TWITCH* -.O
Kisshu- Uhhhhh, lady, are you-
CHOCOLATE- I AM A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU TWO ARE CALLING OLD HAG, AND LADY?
Kisshu- Oh, would you rather prefer witch?
CHOCLOATE- I'm sorry I have to do this to you, Kisshu, but you leave me no-
Taruto-Ummm... what exactly are you-
CHOCOLATE- SHUT UP WHILE I'M TALKING! NEVER, AND I SAY NEVER, INTERUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING!
*Calms down*
CHOCOLATE- Anywho! Now I shall summon the Mew Mews... next chapter!
Aliens- WHAT?
CHOCOLATE-What? Is there a problem?
Taruto-We have to be alone in a basement with a freak chick! My worst fear has been realized!
CHOCOLATE- Even worse than pudding's death-hugs?
Taruto- Well, maybe-
CHOCOLATE-Don't know don't care... Anyway! Also, there will be a maximum of 6 hostesses/hosts! Keep that in mind! Okay bye!
Aliens- ...
CHOCOLATE- SAY GOODBYE, DAMMIT!
Kisshu- Who the hell are we saying goodbye too?
CHOCOLATE- I'm loosing my temper, boys...
*Dark aura starts to form around my head, bangs covering my face*
Aliens-GOODBYE SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
CHOCHOLATE-Good!
Pai- Ummm... I have a question...
CHOCOLATE-Yes, Pai?
Pai-Why are we here?
Kisshu&Taruto-Oh yeah...
Kisshu- We were so caught up in your scarieness, we forgot to-
*hits him with brutal force on top of his head with hammer I poofed up with my authoress powers, knocking him unconcious*
CHOCOLATE-Anyone else going too insult me today?
Taruto&Pai- *Shack heads at rapid speed*
CHOCOLATE-Good! So, see u later! Bye! RATE & REVIEW PLEASE!