This is for those of you guys who find it hard to read Shakespeare. This is my own adaptation of Shakespeare's classic play, 'Romeo and Juliet'. I recently had to read it in school (though I had read it before) and was surprised at the amount of people in my class who found the language hard to understand. So here you are; use it as Cliff's notes if you want, but remember that the story is meant to be humorous and might not include all the parts in said play. I haven't decided yet. But anyways, here goes!
I don't own South Park or Romeo and Juliet.
Cast of Characters:
Montague- Randy Marsh
Lady Montague- Sharon Marsh
Romeo- Stan Marsh
Benvolio- Butters Stotch
Abram- Mr. Tweak
Balthasar- Pip
Capulet- Gerald Broflovski
Lady Capulet- Sheila Broflovski
Juliet- Kyle Broflovski
Nurse- Bebe Stevens
Tybalt- Ike Broflovski
Tybalt's Page- generic dude
Petruccio- generic dude
Capulet's cousin- generic dude
Peter, Sampson, Gregory- Clyde Donovan, Kevin Stoley, Token Black
Prince- Damien
Mercutio- Kenny McCormick
Mercutio's Page- generic dude
Paris- Eric Cartman
Paris' Page- Pip
Friar Lawrence- Craig Tucker
Friar John- Tweek Tweak
Apothecary- Mephisto
Serving men- generic dudes
Three Musicians- Clyde Donovan, Kevin Stoley, Token Black
Chief Watchmen- Officer Barbrady
Second, Third Watchmen- generic dudes
Officer- generic dudes
Sorry, but I thought this 'Cast of Characters' page should be separate from the rest of the chapters, or 'Scenes'. So be patient, I'll update soon! (Depending upon balancing this with Life and Times.)
. . . You don't have to review this. XD