Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto. I really do. But alas, I don't.

The story is set during filler period. Because filler period is where all misc. plotlines go!

The Super Duper Adventures of Mary Sue and Gary Stu

Chapter 1: Descent of the Gods

The blonde girl admired the landscape as she sat beside her teammates and sensei, all of them eating and socializing. It really was a perfect day to be out, and the field in front of them glimmered like emeralds because of the perfect grass. As her lazy teammate would say, the clouds were perfect for watching. Even her obese teammate's constant eating couldn't distract her eyes from the beautiful view in front of her.

However, everything went to Hell in an anticlimatic flash.

The lazy teammate sat up and him and the blonde girl exchanged glances worridly.

"Shikamaru..." she started.

"Yeah, I know Ino," he said, cutting her off, "Chouji! Come on, we're going to go investigate. Asuma, wait here for us, okay?"

Chouji got up with his chips and the three walked off hesitantly towards where they saw the flash. The field somehow seemed more perfect than it was before, a fact that worried Shikamaru and lulled Ino. When they reached the spot where they saw the flash, they were faced with the most beautiful girl Chouji and Shikamaru had ever seen. Her blonde hair ran down her back, and she was in clothing definately not suited for being a ninja, but she had a flak vest on, which signified she held some kind of rank in Konoha. Despite Shikamaru and Chouji's vastly different tastes, she seemed perfect for both of them, and she opened her eyes to reveal two shimmering sapphires, to which both Shikamaru and Chouji fell in love with at first sight.

"Ano..." the girl said softly, "where am i lol?"

"I'm in wonderland," Shikamaru and Chouji both said together, and Ino decided to answer the question herself.

"You're right by Konoha. Did you get lost?"

"Hai, i did los my way arond here sumwere," the girl said in strange speech.

"What's your name?" asked Ino, desperate for some information. She wanted to know how to get hair like that!

"Mary Sue," she answered, "and who r u? r u Ino?"

"Yes, I'm Ino," Ino answered slowly, put off by Shikamaru and Chouji's incessant drooling, "Why are you speaking like that? And why do you know my name?"

"speakin liek wut?" Mary asked, to which Ino sighed. She never answered her question.

"Eh, nevermind. Let's just get back to Asuma, then get you to the Hokage. I think she'll be interested to find out who you are..."

Meanwhile, off in another field, a team of specialists were looking at another gift from God.

"So, Shino, who do you think he is?"

"..."

"Um, Hinata, Kurenai?"

"So...pretty..." the two chimed in unison, and the Inuzuka member sighed.

He kicked the boy's side, who instantly sprang up and uppercut the poor attacker. Shino muttered "Damn Kiba..." and looked at his teammates, who were applauding the ownage of Kiba. The recently active boy was as tall as Shino, and wore a green flak vest. His hair was long and silvery and swished with each move he maked, and he opened his eyes to reveal the most perfect green eyes Shino (and Hinata and Kurenai) had ever seen. The boy narrowed his eyes at the team and instantly used the Jyuuken, a sacred art known only to Byakugan users, on Kiba, knocking him out.

"who r u epole?" he said angrily in a strange manner. Shino didn't answer. "i asked a qseution, bithc!"

He ran at Shino who used his bugs to try and swarm him. The boy grinned and formed a few handseals, releasing a yellow gas from his body and the bugs all flew back to a confused Shino. Shino tried to dodge the punch, but he couldn't dodge a physics-defying kick that was underneath him, nor the punch after that that followed, and he slammed into the tree.

"I am Gary Stu, a tained asasin able to kil any1," he growled in more of his strange speech.

Shino wiped some blood from his mouth before he spoke. "Yeah, I can see that. How exactly did you counter me and use the Jyuuken? For that matter, where do you come from?"

Gary Stu ignored him and instead turned to his two female companions. "y hello thar, heriss to teh Hyuuga clan and the butiful Kurenai."

I love Naruto-kun, but I can't stop thinking about this new person, Hinata thought. Kurenai was wondering how exactly the world would take it if they knew she loved a little twelve year old boy.

"In any case," Shino said slowly, miffed that he had to talk, "Let's get you to the Hokage. She'll know what to do with you."

Ever since accepting the position of Godaime Hokage, Tsunade had been faced with a lot of problems lately. The appearance of Akatsuki, Uchiha Sasuke's departure, and Orochimaru's...well, Orochimaru. Not to mention the Chunnin exams were coming up soon as well, plus there was the problem of random paperwork and of course, the village's missions. Although she usually left such tasks to her assisstant Shizune, today Shizune decided to call in sick (strange for a medic-nin...) and Tsunade was left with her two grunts who did the menial tasks, Kamizuki Izumo and Hogane Kotetsu. As the two were sweeping the floor and Tsunade was taking a nap, the boor burst open to reveal eight mere mortals standing there, and two people who looked like they descended from the heavens.

"Who are you and why are you here?" Tsunade asked after yawning.

Team 8 and Team 10 didn't answer, and instead left the talking to the people who weren't mere mortals.

"im Gary Stu, perfect asassin, and leeder of resistence group called The Lions" "and im Mary Sue, a ninja who just wanna be a girl!"

"Wasn't it kind of stupid to reveal that you are part of a resistance group, ah, Gary Stu? And Mary Sue, your clothes are so inappropriate for fighting that I think you've achieved your goal. Now, where did you come from, and again, why are you here?" Tsunade asked, but the two decided to dodge the questions.

"i was found by my attackers who led me heer," Gary Stu growled, "let me tel u teh hole stroy..."

OMG, i yelled, dong backflisp to aboid by enemys. I relesased a poisons gas and it pwned them hardcore, but they got back up adn started to throw stff at me, which I doged because i rock so ahrd, and then i hit the dog boy who hit me and then i hit teh dog boy who hti me and i ran away, but she used a grapplin hook and lured me in and the two guys punch me and i fall down.

"What the hell?" Shino exclaimed, "That is the exact opposite of what happened!"

"and as 4 my stroy," Mary Sue started...

WHO R U, i yelled, afraid that the mean men where gonna raep me. THEY HAD FANGS AND WERE ABOUT TO BITE IN AND THE GIRL WAS HODLING ME DOWN I BARLY ESCAPED WIHT MY LIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Um?" said Ino, at a loss for words, "What the hell are you talking about?"

Tsunade shrugged. Mary Sue and Gary Stu smiled at her, awaiting swift imprisonment of these 'criminals'.

"So..." Tsunade started, "How about I send you two to jail? A resistance leader and a ho. What fine additions."

Mary Sue and Gary Stu entered a strange fighting stance, and Tsunade sighed. Silly ninja.