Just a little one-shot. I saw this episode again, and it's something that has always bugged me while watching iPie. Maybe I'm just a little OC. I'd tell you the obvious, but what's the fun in that. Just go ahead and read it! =D
Disclaimer: There's a lot of things I don't own. iCarly's one of them. The Bat Signal is another...
I never win! I always end up coming late to the game. I mean, I just now discover the miracle that is Galini's Coconut Crème Pie, and it's snatched from me like a bag of precious diamonds. Even now as I stand here in this ridiculous bear suit, out of breath from scrambling for that last bite…that last precious moment in heaven, I can't help but feel cheated. I watched with envy as Sam grabbed up the last morsels from the plate. It should have been mine. They all had their affairs with Galini's; mine was barely a crush.
As we stood there reminiscing, I noticed there was still one bite that hadn't been eaten. Sam hadn't noticed it yet. If I could only dare to take it, then I would be able to savor this moment of heaven...this small moment of victory!
Should I do it? "Aw, what the heck!" I spun Sam around toward me, held onto her face and lapped up every fluffy peak of the creamy goodness that she had yet to wipe off of her lips. I think her tongue was even warring with mine for the last bits, but my tongue chased hers and stole the last chance at this confectionary bliss.
I pulled away with a satisfied 'pop,' and Sam's fist immediately found my stomach. Her blows had no effect; I was, after all, wearing a padded suit. She stomped out of the kitchen and Carly started yelling at me. "Freddie, what on Earth were you thinking?" I licked my top lip and found a little sliver of coconut there. I pulled it back into my mouth and smiled, "I think I won!"
A/N According to the definition (which I had to look up) this is too long to be considered a drabble. DARN! It is my shortest, though. Review please and let me know what you think, I know I can't be the only one that this scene ever bugged, can I?