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AG: Hey, John.

EB: hey vriska!

AG: I'm extremely 8oooooooored.

AG: Do you have any announcements or at least something interesting to say?

EB: not anything i can think off the top of my head…

AG: Let's watch Con Air, seeing as there's nothing to do today.

EB: vriska, that's the fifth time you've insisted we watch it.

AG: Then may8e you should m8ke it happen!

EB: don't get me wrong, i love nic cage, but come on!

AG: Pleeeeeeeease?

AG: I'm sorry, that Cameron character is really quite the charmer.

AG: It almost gets me hot even thinking a8out him.

EB: i understand the feeling.

EB: btw i'm not a homosexual.

AG: So that's a yes?

EB: Uhm, well…

AG: Gr8! Meet me at my hive, Joooooooohn. :::;)

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Vriska dropped her fingers from the keyboard and walked away to get Con Air out of her closet. She knew it was going to take John a while to get there, so she decided to break out the grubcorn. "Bluh…" she complained as she exhibited her laziness. She wondered if John could be the one to fill her red quadrant – you know, with him being in pale for so long, he deserved a little promotion. He has a great array of movies (in her opinion) and in that outfit she'd formatted for him, he looked pretty hot! She might as well bump him up before he considers Rose as his mate – and hell if he had moved out of the caliginous quadrant with Karkat and into something a bit redder. So far, Vriska's quadrants are pretty confusing: she isn't sure if Eridan is still her kismesis or not, Kanaya keeps trying to soar into something of a matesprite when Vriska just wants to be moirails, Tavros is… well, it's complicated. Other than that, her quadrants are pretty straight forward. She would put John in her kismesis square if she didn't have Eridan there, plus she doesn't really hate him at all.

After all this thinking, she had lost track of valuable time. John knocked on her door. "Hold on!" Vriska exclaimed, walking to the door and opening it. "Let's do this." He smiled and allowed himself entrance, sitting upon the couch on which they would observe the cinematic display. Vriska obediently put in the CD and the film had begun. As they viewed it, she moved closer to him and laid her head on his right shoulder, gliding her hand down his arm without eye contact. John only shifted a bit, but glared down at her for a second. Afterward, he just proceeded to watch Nic. This ignorance is something Vriska couldn't stand. Instead she transformed it into a cuddle and a small purr as she rubbed her head against John, similar to a cat. "Vriska?" John inquired vaguely.

"What, you don't like it?" she asked, not self conscious whatsoever. Just a little seductively, is all. "Oh! This is like role-play, isn't it! Okay!" He laughed and pet Vriska's head like the animal she was. This kind of pissed her off, however she was hoping to manipulate his hands to her horns; the most fragile and vulnerable part of the troll anatomy. As hard as she focused, she just couldn't. Guess it's time to step up. "John, do you ever see us as more than moirails?" She adverted her vision to his expression.

"What do you mean? Like a boyfriend-girlfriend kind of thing?" He seemed to go along with the subject coolly. "Yeah." She sat up, thinking the position she was in was only making the question more awkward. "Well, I didn't think you really cared for romance junk." He shrugged. "So can we? Be 'boyfriend-girlfriend', I mean." In hope, she tilted her head very slightly, encouraging the answer. "Aren't you Kan's girlfriend though?"

"No! And I don't see why everyone always jumps to that conclusion. Sure, she was a very good friend of mine, and it seems she's dropped contacts with me for that Rose human anyway." It kind of dimmed her happiness, but kept forth to hearing Egbert's reply. "Oh, well. Hey, we could certainly try! What would be the harm in it?" He laughed. The innocent fourteen-year-old had now obtained the 6.5-sweep-old troll as his girlfriend/matesprite. Vriska was always the type to try and speedup every process.

She hopped herself onto John's lap, amusingly unafraid, and kissed him with a long awaited passion. The derp who had not expected this had widened his eyes, but made sure to return the kiss. Running his hands through her hair, he had come in reach with the base of her horns, making sure to massage them. Vriska's body kind of shivered excitedly, and attempted at taking his shirt off. "Hey, wait." John stopped her in mid-rising, "I'm not ready for that yet." He bopped her nose with his pointer-finger and smiled triumphantly. "Well, there's always next time!" Vriska winked and watched the rest of the movie with her new mate.