I don't own FMA. And neither the song "I'm too sexy for my shirt." And yes don't forget to review after reading!

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Ed was sooo freaked out at the Flame Alchemist. Calling him a pipsqueak …..grrrrrr…..Ed hated Roy so much! Luckily for Ed, he had just bumped into Riza Hawkeye and she wasn't happy at the Colonel either…..

ROY MUSTANG COMING OUT OF HIS BATH WITH A TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND HIS WAIST:

Looks at himself in the mirror

"Ahhhh…who's this sexy guy over here……..oooooh my my …….isn't he hot!"

Turns and examines his face from every angle.

"Ooolalalalalala……I knew he was good looking but this is just unbelievable!! I mean look at him!! Ooohh I might just faint at his handsomeness. People must go green with envy….I just hope that he'll be safe from the evil eye."

Runs a hand through his wet hair

"Oh what elegance! Oh what style! NOBODY CAN BEAT ME!!"

He turns and examines his body from different angles.

"Not bad….not bad at all…he he he …..if only Armstrong could see me." Flexes muscles. "I can give him a run for his money…….oh yes I can with a body like mine and such a persona……" Whistles softly "Whoweee…."

Gestures towards the mirror " Mirror Mirror on the wall, tell me who's the handsomest of them all?!" Looks at himself in the mirror. "Yup that's me!!!!"

Starts dressing. "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt…..too…."

Unknown to him, a small hidden camera had just recorded all of this.

Roy Mustang had a very important presentation after that….all of the state officers, even the Fuhrer was there. Roy cleared his throat as all of them waited patiently for the presentation to begin. Roy switched on the projector.

The whole room gasped audibly as a full view of Roy clad only in his towel filled the screen.

"Ahhhh…who's this sexy guy over here……..oooooh my my ……." Roy's voice filled the room.

The real Mustang gaped at the screen, this wasn't happening to him. But how was this happening to him!

He tried desperately to shut the damn projector….but something was terribly wrong with it…..it just wouldn't take any commands

"Mirror Mirror…"
No NO NO!! Roy had no other option, he flicked his fingers at the projector.

"I'm too sexy for my shir- BOOM!

The room rang with laughter. Roy was hot around the collar. His face red.

And before he knew it, he was running out of the room. How could this be?!!

After a week from that incident…whenever Roy passes some officer, they'd start chanting., " Mirror Mirror on the wall, tell me who's the handsomest one of all!" And then point at Mustang and squeal, "HIM!!!"

And of course no one knew how this happened except of course Ed and Riza…..

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