"Deadshot Goes To Blue and Steve's House"
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with DC Comics or anything related to Nickelodeon. Anyway, I did this little drabble just because I hate Blue's Clues. If you hate Blue's Clues, well then... you just came to the right place by reading this little priceless gem. Enjoy.
A man was busy walking around in a sunny day when all of a sudden, a man with a long-sleeved green shirt popped up from a house's window and started talking to him.
"Hi, out there! It's me, Steve!" Steve shouted to the guy before continuing, "Have you seen Blue, my puppy?"
Then all of a sudden, Blue had popped out of a bush, leaving Steve ecstatic.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Come on in!" Steve said to the figure, who managed to walk down the path that Blue was going.
Once Blue had finally entered the house, Steve opened the door and met with the stranger himself.
"Hi, welcome to my-"
*BANG!*
Then all of a sudden, the stranger shot Steve, killing him instantly. A scared and frightened Blue looked up to the stranger in fear. But this was no ordinary stranger that Blue was looking up at.
The stranger revealed to be none other than Deadshot, who pulled out a pistol from his wrist.
With a smirk underneath his vinyl white mask, Deadshot said with such pure aggression, "That's for canceling Invader Zim, you son of a bitch."
And then Deadshot left, leaving Blue to cry over his master's sudden demise. As he continued to leave, Deadpool then pulled out a phone and dialed the number right away, leaving the caller to come pick it up and answer it.
When he did, Deadshot said to his advisor, "Yeah, I got good news for you, Mr. Forman. He won't be bothering you anymore with his crappy-ass singing. Make sure you pay me with cold hard green next time I get to your place. Oh, and you tell your wife Kitty I said, 'Hi'."
Once the caller nodded right away, Deadshot hung up and smirked to himself right away saying:
"Man, I love my job."
Yeah, if you're wondering, Mr. Forman is actually Red from That 70's Show. I can't ever imagine him hiring someone to make a hit on someone, but since it's my fic and it's about a show I despise, then it's practically all right. LOL.
So if you had to ask, this was pretty much a triple crossover between DC Comics, That 70's Show and *shudder* Blue's Clues. Yeah, I just hate to say that, truth be told. So anyway, read and review if you want to. Until next time, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off next time my gangstas!