"Oh, ho ho, Miss Fairy, you tell the most grand stories!" Arthur laughed as he waved his hand towards an invisible entity floating infront of him, and he took another sip of his tea, or was it beer, he didn't really know anymore.

"What shenanigans is Mr. Unicorn up to?" He questioned holding up a teacup of beer.

Alfred stared at Arthur and watched him as he busted out into laughter and fell backwards in his chair, knocking the table over with him, but he still continued laughing.

"Dude, you're drunk." He said as he stood above him.

"Shhutt Urrr Mouthhh Youu Blllooodddyy Waankkerr!" He slurred and tried to get up, but fell back over.

"How many shots have you had bro?"

He lifted his teacup."Yyouu ccann taakee thiss cuppp annn shuuve ittt upp youur-" another cup slid off the table and cracked him over his head.

"Yeah...I'm calling an ambulance." Alfred sighed and reached for his cellphone.

"If you want...I can put him out of his misery." Said a rather scary voice from behind.

"What the-!?"

Alfred turned around to see Ivan standing behind him and holding a metal sink pipe, and a craze look filled his eyes.

"No one asked for your help Ivan!" America yelled and threw a cheeseburger at his face.

"Kolkolkolkolkol...I was just trying to help." He said as the burger vanished from his face.

"The heck man?!" He paused for a moment then dialed 911 on his phone.

"Hello, this is Mcdonald's"

"Huh?" He said as he looked at his phone."Hahaha!" He laughed.

"I rewired the 911 number to Mcdonald's."

"Ze awesome Prussia is here to save ze day!" He said as he ran towards them and held his cellphone up, and accidentaly dropped it in a mug of beer.

He cursed under his breath and quickly drank all of it and then looked in the cup.

"Gilbert, Dude bro..." Alfred said slowly."Where the heck's your phone? Did you actualy just swallow the whole thing?"

"Dude that's hillarious!" Alfred busted out laughing so hard, he almost fell to the ground.

"Whhhyyy ttthhhaankkk *hic* youu, I'd loove to *hic* accept thiiss cookiingg awarddd!~" Arthur said in a sing song voice as he rolled over on his side."Dancccinnggg innn Thee Raaainn!"

"Someone should really do something." Alfred said as he looked down at him.

"Herro?" Kiku said as he walked over to the four."Ludwig sent me to check on you arr." He looked over to Arthur."Dear god...What happened?"

"Hey, you know what we should do?" Alfred said.

"What?" Kiku questioned.

"Lets dress him up like a chick!"

"No! We're not doing that to Arthur-San!

"Fine..."

They looked back over to see that Arthur was gone.

"Vhere did he go?" Gilbert questioned as he looked around.

"He's going to get kirred..." Kiku said with concerned

"Yeah, or like, hit by a car or something."

"Come on, rets get in my car, it's parked out side." Kiku said before swiftly running out the door, the others following.

Author's notes: There's more to come in the Adventures Of Drunk England!

If you liked it, please review! :)

~LightOfLanayru