This is just a thing I started writing.. I don't know why... This is just
the beginning... Please let me know what you think.. It's not very good I
think, but what the heck..
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"Let's go find trouble! Get ourselves lost in the woods or find a dangerous adventure where we could very easily be killed!" Harry suggested excitedly, walking outside of the school to the greenhouses with Ron and Hermione.
"I don't like spiders!" Ron screamed for no apparent reason.
"Fine then Ron, let's go visit Hagrid and ask him to take us to visit that really big spider in the Dark Forest then." Harry said.
Ron turned pale, like he always does, his ears burning red in embarrassment as Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle approached. Crabbe and Goyle were shoving their faces with cupcakes because they were too stupid to do anything else.
"Getting yourselves in trouble I see?" Malfoy sneered, his hair overly greasy.
"No Malfoy, actually, we're on our way to the greenhouses for class, aren't we boys?" Hermione replied coolly.
"No Hermione, we were on our way to visit Hagrid." Harry contradicted.
"Harry, can we panic now?!" Ron squealed in a very girlish manner.
"Ah, the Weasel. Switching teams now, are we? Turning into a girl??" Malfoy replied.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" the six school children heard a high pitched scream in the distance. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Malfoy ran towards the forest because that's where they thought the scream was coming from. Crabbe and Goyle just plopped down on the grass and ate their cupcakes because they were too stupid to run.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" they heard again, coming from inside Hagrid's hut. They all ran to the front door and tried to open it, Harry going first to try to show off his strength, he couldn't budge it. Ron next, to try to out do Harry, it didn't move. Malfoy going next, trying to show that pure bloods are stronger and better at everything, but it didn't' move at all.
"Oh move over!" Hermione shouted at the stupid boys who were trying to out do each other. "You are such boys! Trying to out do each other like that! Let me through!" she pushed her way to Hagrid's front door.
"Hermione, if Ron, Malfoy, and I couldn't open the door, you surely cant!" Harry shouted at her.
"I hate to say it, Mudblood, but Scar head is right." Malfoy sneered.
"Is that so?" Hermione replied, smiling slyly.
"Yeah." Harry said. "I'll eat my shoe if you can open that door!" Harry added, sure he wouldn't have to.
Hermione smirked and placed her hand on the doorknob. She twisted the doorknob and the door popped right open. She smirked triumphantly, "You better start chewing, Potter!"
All three boys stared at her. "That's one way to make anyone feel really stupid." Ron commented.
Hermione swung the door open. Ron, Harry, Malfoy, Hermione, Sirius, Hagrid, Crabbe, Goyle, Lupin, Fred, and George all screamed at the top of their lungs. A very girlish scream from most of them.
"Like, Oh my God! Like, What the hell are you like, doing??" Ron asked over his (and everyone else's scream).
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"Let's go find trouble! Get ourselves lost in the woods or find a dangerous adventure where we could very easily be killed!" Harry suggested excitedly, walking outside of the school to the greenhouses with Ron and Hermione.
"I don't like spiders!" Ron screamed for no apparent reason.
"Fine then Ron, let's go visit Hagrid and ask him to take us to visit that really big spider in the Dark Forest then." Harry said.
Ron turned pale, like he always does, his ears burning red in embarrassment as Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle approached. Crabbe and Goyle were shoving their faces with cupcakes because they were too stupid to do anything else.
"Getting yourselves in trouble I see?" Malfoy sneered, his hair overly greasy.
"No Malfoy, actually, we're on our way to the greenhouses for class, aren't we boys?" Hermione replied coolly.
"No Hermione, we were on our way to visit Hagrid." Harry contradicted.
"Harry, can we panic now?!" Ron squealed in a very girlish manner.
"Ah, the Weasel. Switching teams now, are we? Turning into a girl??" Malfoy replied.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" the six school children heard a high pitched scream in the distance. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Malfoy ran towards the forest because that's where they thought the scream was coming from. Crabbe and Goyle just plopped down on the grass and ate their cupcakes because they were too stupid to run.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" they heard again, coming from inside Hagrid's hut. They all ran to the front door and tried to open it, Harry going first to try to show off his strength, he couldn't budge it. Ron next, to try to out do Harry, it didn't move. Malfoy going next, trying to show that pure bloods are stronger and better at everything, but it didn't' move at all.
"Oh move over!" Hermione shouted at the stupid boys who were trying to out do each other. "You are such boys! Trying to out do each other like that! Let me through!" she pushed her way to Hagrid's front door.
"Hermione, if Ron, Malfoy, and I couldn't open the door, you surely cant!" Harry shouted at her.
"I hate to say it, Mudblood, but Scar head is right." Malfoy sneered.
"Is that so?" Hermione replied, smiling slyly.
"Yeah." Harry said. "I'll eat my shoe if you can open that door!" Harry added, sure he wouldn't have to.
Hermione smirked and placed her hand on the doorknob. She twisted the doorknob and the door popped right open. She smirked triumphantly, "You better start chewing, Potter!"
All three boys stared at her. "That's one way to make anyone feel really stupid." Ron commented.
Hermione swung the door open. Ron, Harry, Malfoy, Hermione, Sirius, Hagrid, Crabbe, Goyle, Lupin, Fred, and George all screamed at the top of their lungs. A very girlish scream from most of them.
"Like, Oh my God! Like, What the hell are you like, doing??" Ron asked over his (and everyone else's scream).