"George! Wake up you idiot!". George snored like hell, and it was disturbing Peppa's phone call to Suzie. "Well, Suzie, my idiot of a brother George is snoring like hell. Do you have any suggestions on what to do?" Suzie paused for a few seconds. "Why don't you try eating him? Peppa gasped in horror. "Wha- E- eat George?" Suzie put on a grumpy pout and muttered "Did you ever wonder why I have no brothers or sisters? I ate them. At first, the idea seems crazy, but they actually taste great. Trust me Peppa. Trust me." Peppa nodded and whispered in fear of Mummy Pig or Daddy Pig listening "Ok. I will sneak downstairs and get a knife. Which knife would you reccomend for eating George with?" Suzie let out an evil laugh. "I would suggest a... Hmmm... Electric Carving Knife!" Peppa gave a small nod, and opened the drawer lowest down where Daddy Pig kept his electric carving knife. She took a picture of it and sent it to Suzie. The text displayed the words 'does this look dangerous enough'. Suzie sent back a text '(thumbs up emoji) Yes. thats absolutely perfect (thumbs up emoji)'. Peppa trotted up the stairs as quietly as she could, walked into the room where they shared their bunk-bed. She plugged in the knife and switched it on. It made a noise like bhrrarrrrrrrghhh bhhrrrrrrarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh! Peppa slowly decapitated George, Dipping her head underneath to drink in the blood. Its tender, moist, taste filled her mouth, and she abruptly shoved the knife at a rapid speed, sending a large chunk of Georges meaty, tender, blood-stained flesh flying diagonally across the room. She grabbed the meaty chunk and shoved it down her throat. Expecting it to taste disgusting, she almost spat it out, when she tasted the salty, tender pork. Just then, the door creaked open. Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig trotted in. Mummy Pig gave Peppa a hard stare. "What have you done to George!" Peppa looked at the ground, pretending to feel ashamed. Mummy Pig then walked over, and found some loose flesh hanging from Georges cheek. She plopped it into her mouth and muttered through a full mouth, while chewing "Peppa, you make spectacular pork. Where did you learn how?" Peppa smiled. "Suzy told me how. She is my best, best, best friend ever. Then Daddy walked into the house. "Can I have some pork please? Mummy Pig said its absolutely spectacular". Peppa scowled. "NO! YOU ARE TOO FAT ALREADY!" Daddy stared at her with all his might. His face went red with pure anger, fury and hatred for his disrespectful daughter. He shoved a balloon down her throat, breaking all the bones, choking Peppa to death. The balloon then reached her stomach, destroying her eternal organs, and bloating her stomach to an absolutely huge degree. "Now who's fat?" Daddy stared at the white-eyed paralyzed young pig. She was dead and her head puffed out from lack or oxygen and too much built up pressure. Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig ate their children, and when caught by the police, were only given a small 'Silly Mummy' and a 'Silly Daddy'.