I couldn't resist. These are super fun to write. xD
I hope this little update was worth reading!
Again, I don't own anything associated with this piece.
Don't read if you're easily offended and are stuck on canon pairings.
1. CocoxKaito
Lucia promptly dropped to her knees.
"NIKORA WTF IS THAT?!"
The magenta-haired mermaid laughed. "Well, I met a girl named Sohma Kagura on LiveJournal the other day...And she insisted that this was how it was supposed to be."
2. MichalxHippo
Kaito, who was already pretty much fed up with her, walked in and promptly cursed Nikora out.
Nikora replied cooly, "It's an acquired taste, I guess."
Yuuri screamed and proceeded to beat Michal up.
3. MasahiroxSara
Rina lifted a crowbar and started swinging it crazily in the older orange mermaid.
Gakuto looked threateningly at Nikora.
Masahiro cried.
Sara died lol.
4. MichelxAqua Regina
"Let me guess." Caren looked warily at Nikora. "Holy Person Who Is Worshipped for No Reason Pair?"
Nikora nodded.
The other mermaids twitched.
5. SeiraxNagisa
That was it. Hanon died roflmao.
"Stop abusing Hanon!" Taki scolded.
Nikora, with a twinkle in her eye, simply chuckled.
6. TakixGakuto
Maria, Izul, SheShe, MiMi, Eriru, Yuuri and Gakuto died. All but Gakuto hadn't even been used yet!
Taki was floating and giggling and bouncing.
7. RinaxNoel
The chaos stopped for a second.
Lucia looked thoughtfully at Nikora. "Why doesn't that pairing seem as odd as the others? It should seem weirder!"
Hanon nodded. "But then again..."
The crowd was mixed with murmurs of surprise. No, basically everyone was like, "WTF?"
Masahiro, Rina, and Noel died lulz. Caren was steaming in the background.
8. LuciaxTarou
Hanon wept. "I trusted you!"
Lady Bat cracked up at her.
Sara died again.
Lucia died too.
Tarou passed out.
9. RihitoxCaren
Nikora looked proudly at the crowd. "So..?"
Hippo patted her on the back and replied, "I think you should stick with cooking."
"No way!" Nikora pulled away. "We haven't even gotten to ten yet - "
And that was when Nikora's computer blew up into tiny little bits.
Caren smiled innocently.