This is my first iz fic so u can read or eat my shoe, k?
Good….
"Fascinating….," pondered Zim, " why is this beef so magical?"
Zim stared down at the ball of meat on his desk. A beetle crawled over the surface.
"AHHH!!!" he screamed. "I'll never discover the secret of the MEAT!!!!"
"Woo! I like meat!" shouted GIR as he poked his head through the transport tube.
"GIR! I'm going to get some things, don't touch the meat," said Zim sternly.
"Okie Dokie…" said GIR sadly.
GIR jumped out of the tube and onto the floor. He proceeded to the TV and turned it to the Scary Monkey Show.
"I love this show!" he said.
GIR sat there watching it for a while until suddenly… he was hungry.
"I need me taquitos!" he yelled. "TAQUITOS!!!!"
GIR ran into the kitchen and opened up the freezer.
"Where are my taquitos? No taquitos!? NO!!!" he screamed.
GIR then remebered the beef on Zim's desk.
"No, I promised my master I wouldn't eat the meat. Mmmm… BUT IT HAS A SECRET! THE SECRET OF THE MEAT!!! Oh.. he wont notice!" he said.
GIR grabbed the beef off of Zim's desk and put it on the counter. He then cut up some brown paper and put it in place of the meat. He stood back and admired his work. Then, GIR went over to the counter and started frying the beef along with cumin, mayo, chili powder, habanero peppers, Nuclear Fusion brand hot sauce, and some Acne-Blast. Then, he took it out and rolled it in a tortilla and fried the tortilla.
"Mmmm!!! Taquitos!" he said.
GIR walked over to the couch and stuffed the taquitos one by one into his mouth. Within 10 seconds, they were gone. Zim walked in the door.
"GIR, I'm back, I-" he said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GIR, what did you do?!?!?"
"Nothing, " replied GIR hiding the cumbs.
"Why do I smell oil, and why is the fridge open, and why is your taquito stuff out?" asked Zim getting louder with each question. Gir's eyes turned an odd yellow.
"IT WAS MEE!!! I SORRY MASTER!!! I DID IT!!! I obey!!! I obey real good from now on!!" bawled GIR.
"You, obey?" asked Zim, his face screwed up all funny. "OK GIR, clean the house."
GIR ran away pounding his head.
"Pshh… like I thought," said Zim.
Suddenly, GIR returned with the Broomo-max 9000XEL motorized broom. He turned it on and started yelling.
"WOOOOOOO HOOOO!!!! YAAAAAAAA HOOOO!!!!! WEEEEEE HOOOO!!!! AHHHHHH!!! HOOOO!!!!"
Zim practically fell backwards.
"YOU?!?!?! OBEY ME!?!??! What happened to GIR?" asked Zim. "Wait… OF COURSE!!! The Meat!!!! That was the secret of the meat! It was some sort of super powerful habit reversing meat! It must have something to do with the color of GIR's eyes…"
Zim went to his lab to make calculations while GIR finished cleaning the house. By nightfall, it was clean. GIR lay down on the couch, exhausted. Then, GIR's eyes turned blue again.
"Oh, GIR, I have some more things for you to do," said Zim. "GIR?"
Zim could see that GIR was fully immersed in the show.
"Wait… his eyes, NO! They're blue again! NO! He's back to normal!"
"Lemme get me taquitos…"
Well, that wuz hella short I admit, but hey, I tried (I didn't have much time to write this… Whatever, I tried"
Plz no flames…
Good….
"Fascinating….," pondered Zim, " why is this beef so magical?"
Zim stared down at the ball of meat on his desk. A beetle crawled over the surface.
"AHHH!!!" he screamed. "I'll never discover the secret of the MEAT!!!!"
"Woo! I like meat!" shouted GIR as he poked his head through the transport tube.
"GIR! I'm going to get some things, don't touch the meat," said Zim sternly.
"Okie Dokie…" said GIR sadly.
GIR jumped out of the tube and onto the floor. He proceeded to the TV and turned it to the Scary Monkey Show.
"I love this show!" he said.
GIR sat there watching it for a while until suddenly… he was hungry.
"I need me taquitos!" he yelled. "TAQUITOS!!!!"
GIR ran into the kitchen and opened up the freezer.
"Where are my taquitos? No taquitos!? NO!!!" he screamed.
GIR then remebered the beef on Zim's desk.
"No, I promised my master I wouldn't eat the meat. Mmmm… BUT IT HAS A SECRET! THE SECRET OF THE MEAT!!! Oh.. he wont notice!" he said.
GIR grabbed the beef off of Zim's desk and put it on the counter. He then cut up some brown paper and put it in place of the meat. He stood back and admired his work. Then, GIR went over to the counter and started frying the beef along with cumin, mayo, chili powder, habanero peppers, Nuclear Fusion brand hot sauce, and some Acne-Blast. Then, he took it out and rolled it in a tortilla and fried the tortilla.
"Mmmm!!! Taquitos!" he said.
GIR walked over to the couch and stuffed the taquitos one by one into his mouth. Within 10 seconds, they were gone. Zim walked in the door.
"GIR, I'm back, I-" he said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GIR, what did you do?!?!?"
"Nothing, " replied GIR hiding the cumbs.
"Why do I smell oil, and why is the fridge open, and why is your taquito stuff out?" asked Zim getting louder with each question. Gir's eyes turned an odd yellow.
"IT WAS MEE!!! I SORRY MASTER!!! I DID IT!!! I obey!!! I obey real good from now on!!" bawled GIR.
"You, obey?" asked Zim, his face screwed up all funny. "OK GIR, clean the house."
GIR ran away pounding his head.
"Pshh… like I thought," said Zim.
Suddenly, GIR returned with the Broomo-max 9000XEL motorized broom. He turned it on and started yelling.
"WOOOOOOO HOOOO!!!! YAAAAAAAA HOOOO!!!!! WEEEEEE HOOOO!!!! AHHHHHH!!! HOOOO!!!!"
Zim practically fell backwards.
"YOU?!?!?! OBEY ME!?!??! What happened to GIR?" asked Zim. "Wait… OF COURSE!!! The Meat!!!! That was the secret of the meat! It was some sort of super powerful habit reversing meat! It must have something to do with the color of GIR's eyes…"
Zim went to his lab to make calculations while GIR finished cleaning the house. By nightfall, it was clean. GIR lay down on the couch, exhausted. Then, GIR's eyes turned blue again.
"Oh, GIR, I have some more things for you to do," said Zim. "GIR?"
Zim could see that GIR was fully immersed in the show.
"Wait… his eyes, NO! They're blue again! NO! He's back to normal!"
"Lemme get me taquitos…"
Well, that wuz hella short I admit, but hey, I tried (I didn't have much time to write this… Whatever, I tried"
Plz no flames…