Bella stood in her bathroom. It was that time of the month. Ugh. She threw the tampon into the garbage and started to read her book because she was so smart. She never really read the books, just flipped through them, trying to find
pictures or her own name.
XXX 8 hours later
Edward was walking, well running because he could run real fast, to Bella's house. He couldn't wait to see his lovely love again. He had gone so long without love, he was slavishly adoring to her and if she got hurt even a tiny bit, he
would kill whatever hurt her, cause he was so manly and cool.
XXX
Bella heard Edward walk into her house without thinking about it. Also without thinking, she went to go to the bathroom again.
XXX
He could smell her blood. Without thinking, he raced upstairs and ripped open the door to her bathroom.
"Eddie" Bella whined as much as her monotone voice allowed. "Can't you see that I'm in the bathroom here???"
Her blood was too much. It was right there. So he launched himself at her. He couldn't have stopped himself if he wanted.
Within moments Bella was dead, killed by her own stupidity at dating shiny sparkling vampire.
XXX
Edward decided that he was better off without the dumb cow and shacked up with Tanya and made her life miserable for the rest of eternity.
THE END
Go ahead and flame. You know you want to. I couldnt care less. I only wrotee this cuz it wouldnt get out of my head, and it strikes me as odd, that if Edward was so sensitive to Bella's blood, this didnt acctually happen.