My first Dalton fic. I hope I do it justice.

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, or Dalton. All credits for Dalton go to cp coulter.

"So I've been thinking," Clark started.

"You've been thinking? Wow, that's great, Clark!" Julian faked surprise.

"Yeah, yeah," Clark gently nudged the brunet's shoulder with his own. "As I was saying, I was thinking that I probably should give that Shane kid the talk."

"The Talk? As in capital-letter Talk?" Julian asked in consternation. "What the hell-?"

"NO!" Clark practically shouted, recoiling on the bench. "Not THAT talk. God no! The hurt-my-brother-and-I'll-hurt-you talk."

"Oh, that talk," the actor said in relief. "I see. Hmm…"

When Julian didn't answer for a few moments, Clark began to grow uncomfortable. "Too soon?" he asked. Julian shook his head. "No, if anything it might be too late."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, they've been dating for how long now? They've probably already done it by now. And, by the way, I'm extremely disturbed that I'm thinking about your step-brother and the Hobbit's brother having sex. I'm sending my therapist bills to you."

"You need a therapist for a hell of a lot more than that, hon," Clark answered off-handedly, more concerned with what Julian had said earlier. "You really think they've already…?"

"I have no idea. But probably." The brunet shrugged with a supreme lack of interest.

The more the singer thought about this, the more worried he got. "No way, they wouldn't… Reed isn't ready for that! He doesn't even know if he's gay or not!" Clark sprung off the bench and started pacing. "No, no they wouldn't," the blond finally convinced himself and turned back to Julian, who had a funny look on his face.

"Uh, Clark?" the brunet said.

"Yeah?"

"Turn around."

He did so, only to be meant by Reed and Shane obviously going for a walk in the garden. Reed was blushing and looking mussed, and his boyfriend had a huge grin on his face. Most importantly, the smaller blond had a hickey on his neck.

"Gnee!" Clark turned white and frozen in horror.

There was an awkward silence as the couple noticed the two staring at them, only to be broken by Julian bursting into laughter. "Wh-what the hell was that?" he gasped out between laughs. "Gnee? What are you, a little girl?"

Clark gathered the shreds of his torn dignity. "I believe it was more of a frightened rabbit," he returned, and then just stood there as the actor continued to laugh himself to tears. Finally, when Julian was rolling on the ground and pounding his fists, still in the throes of his laugh-attack, Clark had had enough.

Blushing, the blond stalked over and picked Julian up off the ground. Throwing the still-laughing brunet over his shoulder, Clark walked away, giving a parting nod to his step-brother and said step's boyfriend.

Reed and Shane watched them go in silence, supremely confused. When the laughter had faded into the distance, Shane turned to the blond and said, "Your brother and his boyfriend are really weird." Reed just sighed.

"I know."

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