You Look Flushed
Starring: Flippy
Featuring: Toothy, Russel, Cuddles, and Lumpy.
We see Flippy happily walking into a nice, shiny bathroom. Everything is neat, tidy, and sparkling clean. Flippy deeply inhales the smell of pine-scented air freshener, and sighs in utter bliss, before walking over to the urinals to….erm…..take a leak, when suddenly, a small, white, wet, clump zings past him. The camera pans over to show our favorite bunny and beaver, Cuddles and Toothy, having a paper towel war! Flippy just barely dodges another wet wadded-up paper towel, when, suddenly, his eyes get all huge and bug-eyed, and he stares into space, as though in a trance. We then see that dodging the paper towels reminded him of dodging bullets in the war, and his eyes turn a brownish-yellow, his teeth become much more pointed, and he emit's a low growl. Yes, that's right folks, Flippy has flipped out yet again!While letting out a war cry, Flippy rushes over with superhuman speed, and grabs Toothy by the throat. The young purple beaver screams in terror as the war veteran bear marches the both of them to the nearest stall, locks the door, and shoves Toothy in the toilet, getting his lower torso stuck in it. Flippy then pulls the flusher, sending the purple beaver down the drain, still screaming on the way down. There's a brief pause, before the toilet backs up and shoots a 10 foot geyser of blood that splashes against the ceiling, not unlike the scene in Friday the 13th where the bed squirts a fountain of blood!
Flippy suddenly hears the door to the bathroom open. He unlocks the stall door, only to see Russel, the sea otter pirate, walk in. The war veteran bear wastes no time, as he grabs Russel, drags him into the stall next to where he killed Toothy, opens the door slightly, puts Russell by his neck on the crook of the stall door, and repeatedly slams the door in the sea otter's neck! Russell screams in pain for a brief moment, before being silenced by an extremely hard slam into his neck, causing his head to explode like a water balloon, sending blood, brains, and skull fragments everywhere!
Flippy walks out of the stall and sees Cuddles running to the door. The war veteran bear gets angry at this, and pulls out his bowie knife, and throws it at Cuddles, hitting the young bunny in the back. Cuddles spits out several gobs of blood as Flippy walks over to the young bunny, pulls the knife out of his back, and grabs him by the neck. The war veteran bear looks around to see what he can use to kill the yellow rabbit, when he suddenly sees the paper towel dispenser, and gets an idea. Opening the smalls window to the dispenser, Flippy throws Cuddles inside it, getting the young bunny on top of the paper towel roll. He then closes the door, and starts turning the small red wheel, pushing Cuddles closer to the part where the towels come out. The yellow rabbit starts screaming as his legs go through the small space, the sickening sound of bones breaking filling the air, before his entire body goes through, turning him into a paper towel, with his bones and organs showing. Suddenly, Flippy snaps out of it, looks around and sees the dead bodies everywhere, then simply shrugs and walks back over to the urinals. We then see one of the stall doors open, as Lumpy walks out, goes over to the sink to wash his hands, and reaches over to the paper towel dispenser and pulls out what he thinks is a paper towel, but in reality it's the mangled corpse of Cuddles, as we iris out on Lumpy wiping his hands with the "towel".
Moral: Always remember the courtesy flush!