Author's Note: Yeah we'll I'm back with another story. For once this one ISN'T a Oneshot! But this might be a few chapters long but I could just be saying. Well I hope this will be a good story and enjoy~

Disclaimer: I don't own KH or its awesome characters! (Sorry no lemon in the first chapter but will be in the second!)

Chapter 1: The First Fight

Well it was another boring day in The World That Never Was, so most of the members had left to other worlds for a "vacation" and only 5 had stayed: Xemnas, Vexen, Zexion, Marulixa, and Axel. Since Axel wasn't the one to be staying still all day he decided to pull a few pranks on his fellow members (he would've had sex with Zexion but the shorty kept refusing to do so). So his first target was the mad scientist Vexen.

~In Vexen's Lab~

"Ok and once I put this formula in I should have created the perfect-"

"Yo Vexen!"

"Ah! Axel what are you doing in here?"

"Nothing really I'm bored so I just wanted to help you with your experiments"

"And since when did you want to help me with this stuff?"

"Just c'mon Vexen please?"

"Ugh fine! Just get those containers marked blue and give them to me"

"Okay…"

So as Vexen was doing his experiments Axel had been switching the bottles around so that something could explode.

"Hey Vexen buddy, I need to go now so I'll catch you later"

"Yeah yeah"

"Bye!" whoosh he went! Vexen wondered why he left so fast…that is until his lab blew up!

"AXEL! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!" shouted the scientist

"AHAHAHA!" laughed Axel as he went to look for his next victim. Just as he was going in the kitchen he saw Marluxia in the living room just watching some T.V.

"Hey Axel since you're in the kitchen you think you could get some chips?"

"Sure…no problem Marly" said Axel with a smirk. When he went into the kitchen he got Marly's favorite chips but decided to add some spice into it (yeah Marluxia isn't very fond with spicy foods).

"Here you go Marly I hope you don't mind if I got a few"

"No I don't mind. Thanks for getting me the chips"

"Not a problem" said Axel with an evil grin on his face. Just as he left he could hear Marluxia screaming

"AAAAHHHHHH!!!! HOT HOT HOT!!! AXEL YOU ASSHOLE!!!"

Axel couldn't help but laugh his ass off while he was walking upstairs and holding a very spicy pepper in his hands. Xemnas was just around the corner but Axel was laughing so hard he couldn't see him.

"Axel why are you-" but Xemnas was cut off as he tripped on Axel's foot and fell from the stair.

"…AHAHAHAH!" Axel kept laughing just the thought of how he didn't now need to prank the Superior since this was good enough for him.

"AAAAAXXXXXXEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!" as Xemnas shouted

"Sorry Superior I didn't see you…did you have a nice 'trip'?" Axel said with that lame joke he threw in. Then he ran like hell so Xemnas couldn't get him in trouble. Soon he was infront of his lover's room. Opening the door careful he could see a sleeping Zexion there. He looked so cute…and he just looked more like an uke as he slept. Axel moved closer to Zexion and started to touch him. He stirred only once when Axel was touching him. Then Axel said in his ear

"Sorry Zexy~ but since you're in the castle today this means I have to prank you…"

Zexion didn't say anything. The little angel was still sleeping. So Axel left the room quietly while he tried to think of how to prank Zexion. Hm…well maybe I can just get him scared then he can run to me and then we can have sex! thought Axel (and having a nosebleed at the same time) Perfect! Now what to scare him with… As he was thinking he passed by Luxord's room. There he saw Luxord's pet snake just sleeping there. Then Axel had an evil grin on his face. He knew very well that Zexion was afraid of snakes, fake or real, since the boy had some bad experiences with them *cough cough* they tired eating him *cough cough*. Well…maybe I shouldn't use Luxord's real pet snake since there are two reasons: One that's kinda fucked up if I did that to Zexy, and Two I think Luxord would kill me if I took his pet. Hm well I'll just use that fake toy he has thought Axel as he was looking for the toy.

Once Axel found the toy he was about to leave until…

"Axel! Get your ass over here!" shouted Xemnas

Oh shit…I'm screwed thought Axel as he left the room. When he left the room Marluxia had seen him leave Luxord's room. He went into Luxord's room trying to see what Axel was doing in it. I wonder what that son of a bitch did here…hello? What's this? Thought Marluxia as he took the toy Hm…seems he was going to use this for something… as he thought. Looking right next to him, he soon had a grin on his face. He switched the two snakes in place that's what you get for peppering my chips dickhead and he left the room without a word.

Axel came back to Luxord's room. Well at least I'm not in that much deep shit he thought to himself doing like 3 times the missions I get isn't that bad I guess. Well could've been worse he thought who am I kidding? Of course this is bad…oh well. So Axel got the "toy" snake (though he did realize it seemed heavier than before) and snuck back into Zexion's room. He knew that the boy's nap was almost up so he placed the snake on top of the bed. Then he ran out of the room and waited for his plan to go into action.

Just as he left, Larx(1) (aka the snake) woke up. Oh boy was he hungry since it was about 3 weeks since Luxord's fed him a descent meal. Then Larx saw Zexion on the bed and slithered around him. He started to coil Zexion up.

Zexion could feel something crawling up him thinking it was Axel

"Nuh…Axel…leave me alone…I'm trying to sleep…" complained the emo kid

No response. He figured that Axel left until he felt the crawling again and started to feel like something was tying him.

"Axel what did I-" but as soon as Zexion woke up his body was in coils. "AAAHHHH! Axel!"

In the next room Axel heard his lover call for him and giggle to himself wondering how long it would take Zexion to realize it was a fake. But Zexion kept screaming for help as his body felt like it was getting tighter and tighter by the second. Eventually Axel figured that his lover was just hiding somewhere and probably too scared to get out of his room. So he casually walked to the room.

"Okay Zexy just so you know-" but he soon saw Zexion's face was blue with a huge snake around him. "Holy shit!" said Axel while he hit the snake's pressure points(2) to let it go of Zexion. As soon as he hit them, Larx let go. Then Axel quickly removed the snake (he put Larx back in Luxord's room in a flash), and went by Zexion's side.

"Are you okay?!"

"Yeah Axel I'm perfectly fine…Of course I'm not fine you dumbass!!!" shouted Zexion "What the fuck was that all about?!"

"Hey last time I checked that snake was fake" said Axel Shit I said it

"What?! What were you trying to do? You were going to try to scare me Axel?!"

"No it's not like that!"

"What the hell Axel! I told you my fear since I know I could trust you with them, not so that you could use it against me! *sigh* Now I starting to wonder why I even 'love' you now…"

"Zexion! You don't mean that!" as Axel grabbed him by the shoulders

"Get out…" said Zexion while he looked away from Axel since he couldn't bear looking at him.

Axel just stood there shocked. He couldn't believe what just happened. He let go of him and left the room quietly. Once he closed the door Zexion just grabbed a book and threw it against the wall. Then he started to cry. He just sat there as tears were flowing through his face. Then he heard knocking on his door.

"Go away Axel!" as he threw a pillow at the door.

It opened and Zexion's eye widened.

"Y-you're not Axel"

"No I'm not but…as long as I get my revenge it would be worth it" said the creepy voice

He grabbed Zexion's arm and started to pull him out of his room

"Let go of me!" shouted Zexion. But his mouth was soon covered and the kidnapper held a knife against his throat.

"Don't say a word. If you still want to 'live' I suppose then you'll do what I tell you to my dear…"

Zexion felt helpless and was then dragged out of his room…

(1) Okay it's a joke. Luxord originally named the snake Larxene but after he found out that "Larxene" was a boy he just shorten it to Larx.

(2) I really don't know if snakes do have pressure points and if they do that if they really would "relax" if you hit the points

Ok well that was all for now sorry for no lemon but there will be in the next chapter! So laterz!