Umm, yeah first story ever. I guess it's a crack story, and it's a spoiler if your not up to date so, you have been warned! Buahaha!!!!!
And just like everyone else, except Kubo Tite, I don't own Bleach, otherwise the espada would be brought back to life! Or, wouldn't die in the first place…Anyways, on with the story!
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Aizen was absolutely bored one day, so decided to roam the halls looking for his arrancar.
I very much doubt they do anything interesting, he thought. But maybe I can make them fight eachother.
Walking down the halls, he thought of the strange fighting pairs he could do, when he came to a door with much noise behind it. He raised an eyebrow, and slowly opened the door. Inside, he saw the following:
Starrk and Lilynette were yelling very loudly at Grimmjow, Ggio and Mila-Rose, who were on top of a very tall pillar, completely ignoring the two down below while "grooming" theirselves. Szayelapporro was joyfully, and very delicately, skipping around the room waving his arms up and down, temporarily stopping and starting again. Sun-sun was chasing around Nnoitra and Tesla (who was squealing), almost looking like she was trying to eat them. Haribel was swimming in the pool, eyeing Apache very carefully, who was innocently trying to get a drink of water. Ulquiorra was hanging upside down from a bar with his arms across his chest, trying to sleep.
Aizen stared in utter shock. He turned around and slowly closed the door behind him.
Whoa, he thought. I wonder wha'ts on the t.v. …
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Yeah, extremely short, but I plan on making longer ones. Hopefully, you got all the jokes behind it, and a shark would never eat a deer, but it's my story.