JACOB AND BELLA AT JACOBS HOUSE

JACOB:Bella why dont you like me, we where best friends, we even made

mud pies together when we where little kids. Why do you like that lunitic boy friend of yours? Im a werewolf.

BELLA: That was then and this is now. And also you dont even sparkel like my so called lunitic boy friend. And

by the way your friend tried to kill me, so we are now not talking any more.

JACOB: But, Bella....

BELLA: I said not talking.

JACOB: Bella

BELLA: Ok this is not working out for me but next time I see your werewolf friends they better make me fell like

a princess, like sit on them and bow when I walk by them.

JACOB: Ok, what ever you say honey.

BELLA: Jacob get this through you small brains we are not dating.

JACOB: Whatever.(jacob thinking in his head: Man i wish i sparkeled then maybe she would like me.)

NEXT DAY AT THE WOLF PACK

BELLA: Remember what the deal was.

JACOB: I remember

PAUL SITS DOWN LIKE A DOG WITH A MUZZEL ON , AND BELLA SITS ON SLOWLY GETS ON HIS KNEES

AND GETS OUT A BOX.

BELLA: I feel like a princess, jacob what is that ugly thing.

JACOB: I now you have a boy friend but will you please marry me.

BELLA SLAPS HIM SAYS NO AND LEAVES. LATER BELLA GOES OVER TO EDWARDS HOUSE.

EDWARD: I herd about jacob and you.

BELLA: You did (signing)

EDWARD: So i decided to ask you some thing WILL YOU MARRY ME.(he said with hope)

BELLA: YES YES YES

JACOB WAS SPIEING ON THEM THE HOOL TIME.

JACOB: Dang it this is probaly al because he sparkels.

BELLA LATER GOES OVER TO JACOBS HOUSE TO GIVE HIM THE GOOD NEWS.

BELLA: You will never guess what just happened.

JACOB: What?

BELLA: Edward perposed to me.

JACOB: Let me guess you did not smack him and you said yes.

BELLA: Yes this is so exciting

JACOB: Not for me

BELLA: Why

JACOB: Look at my face.

BELLA: What happened

JACOB: Look

BELLA: I cant look if you are crying in to you Barbie pillow

JACOB: For your infomation its a Dora pillow.

JACOB SLOWLY TURNED OVER

BELLA: I did not do that to you it looks like a truck run over the side of your face.

JACOB: I now you did not do it your dad did it because he warned me to stay away from you and edward and i

did not so he smacked me to and now it looks like a truck run over the side of my face. you now im starting to think

you Swans are pretty deedly.

BELLA: Oh cool i will show you that use swans are deedly do you want me to go get the riffel.

JACODL: NO

BELLA: Oh i forgot to tell my dad Edward perposed have fun at school tomorrow BYE BYE

BELLA: Edward perposed to me and i saw what you did to Jacob

CHARLIE: What

BELLA: you slaped him right

CHARLIE: NO

BELLA: Oh never mind did you now Jacob hade a Dora pillow?

CHARLIE: Yes its so embarrasing.

BELLA: I now

BELLA GOES OVER TO JESSICAS HOUSE

BELLA: Jessica Edward perposed to me

JESSICA: How cool im proud for you.

BELLA: Did you now Jacob has a Dora pillow

JESSICA: Yes i have one to.

BELLA: ACWORD, did you see his face

JESSICA: Yes i saw his face i did it

BELLA: WHY

JESSICA: Because, Mike dumped me as sone as i said no to marry him because, i wanted to take it slow so

I went to jacobs house because i herd about you guys so i gave him my extra Dora pillow and while i was hitting mine

i missed the pillow and hit his face. so i went home and ever since than ive been crying into my dora pillow ever since.

( jessica finally trying to catch a breath of air)

BELLA: OK.............bye bye enough drama for today.

BELLA WALKING HOME AND SHE RAN INTO MIKE

MIKE: Will you marry me

BELLA: Cant a girl have enough stress for one day.

MIKE: So is that a yes or a no

BELLA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE END

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