It was fun typing this up. sadistic chuckle I figured that after my last serious drabble, I needed something to lighten the mood. What better than a traumatized - er, annoyed, Yuffie. Kekeke. Fear my random ideas! And beware of small grammatical errors. >.>
Disclaimer: Need I type this up?
Lunar: pokes Yes, you do. Now hurry it up!
Author(ess): This insane piece of junk was inspired by you! You do it.
Lunar: huffs I am sadistic. I enjoy torturing people. Specifically, random Final Fantasy characters and typing them to beds while letting others have their wicked ways with them. I own Jannet, but she's too stupid to know this and would probably deny it saying that humans are too smart to be owned by Muses. I own Final Fantasy games, such as Final Fantasy VII. However, I do not own Final Fantasy or any of its characters. I just find it fun to torture them, as mentioned before. Now, read on.
Hearts were floating in the air. Not literally, of course - but it might as well be literally, since all those annoying floating hearts surrounding everyone were practically tangible. Why anyone would name a day after Vincent was beyond Yuffie's comprehension. What was even more befuddling was that the day was filled with romance and happiness - the two things that most definitely did not symbolize Vincent Valentine.
To say Yuffie was annoyed would be an understatement. A major understatement. The young ninja just simply did not understand her fellow companions' sudden compulsion to express their feelings to each other - oh wait! It was because of this stupid day! This stupid day that caused people (and creatures) to express their love physically. Did anyone stop to think about the effects this physical display of love would have on a young girl such as her?
It wasn't that the idea of the day bothered her. No, it was just this day that bothered her. It bothered her so much that nothing short of stealing enough materia to fill her entire mansion down in Wutai would make her feel better. And even then, she wouldn't completely be happy.
What had worked Yuffie up? It wasn't the fact that she, out of everyone else, was alone. No, she was rather fine without a special person to spend this day with. There would be other years. No, it was because she had seen something that her young innocent mind had not, did not, and would not ever want to see again. She didn't care if she was offered all the materia in the entire world! She didn't ever want to see it again! EVER!
What exactly was this unsightly sight that had gotten Yuffie so upset and annoyed, not to mention traumatized and scarred for the rest of her life, that she did not steal anything for the rest of the week? Simple.
It was two chocobos mating. And mating. And mating. And mating. In fact, they were mating like rabbits! Yuffie shuddered at the mental image. Darn those sex-deprived chocobos - mating out in the open for everyone to see. She would have bolted at the sight of the two, but her poor legs didn't want to listen to her brain. So she ended up watching the entire show, and then some.
Horrified as Yuffie was, she was glad of one thing. No one would ever need to talk to her about the birds and the bees.
-owari-
End Notes: Let the insanity ensue! I know Valentine's Day if rather far off from today, but Muses force you to write about the most random subjects. XD