Credits are marked here!!! Please don't sue me...or I'll turn into a smurf... I don't own the smurfs too.
Sailor Moon [c] Takeuchi Naoko
Alice in Wonderland (c) How should I know??? Ah heck, the person who owned this owns it.
Fanfic (c) ME!
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Script:
Usagi: Alice
Sailor Iron Mouse: The rabbit, lolz.
Mamoru: The caterpillar...
Rei: The Mad Hatter
Chibiusa: The March Hare (there's a rabbit!)
Luna: The Cheshire Cat
Haruka and Michiru: The playing cards
Galaxia: The Queen of Hearts
Seiya: The King of Hearts
Lead Crow, Siren and Saturn: The jury and officer
Minako: Alice's sister
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During the afternoon, two girls named Alice, well, we'll use Usagi. Fine. Two girls named Usagi and Usagi's sister.
OKAY OKAY! IT'S MINAKO! SHEESH!
Usagi: Minako-chan, why do you keep telling me these boring stories about Dumbo everytime we see an elephant?
Minako: Well that's because that's the only book I've got, Usagi-chan! Anyways. Dumbo flew up the sky..
Usagi: ...with his big floppy ears, bla, bla, bla, and...OOH! A RABBIT! But I think it's a mouse, and it's white! Look Minako! A mrabbit! (points at Iron Mouse going in a hole)
Minako: Yes, yes, Usagi-chan. I see it. zzzzz....
Usagi: Oh no! Minako's sleeping! Ah well, I'll follow the hybrid in the hole!
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Iron Mouse: I'm late! I'm late! I'm...hey, why am I holding a pocketwatch and rushing? I don't even know why I'm rushing for! (sits back and eats cheese)
Usagi: puff...pant.. there you are, you mrabbit!
Iron Mouse: AAAAAH! NOW I REMEMBER WHAT I'M RUNNING FROM! AAAAAHH! (runs)
Usagi: SHE RAN THROUGH THAT DOOR!!! Hey, it's too small...but there's a key up there!
[From the sky, there was a bottle falling down. It said "Drink me".]
Usagi: (just drinks) YAY! I'M SMALL ENOUGH! I'M AS...small as Chibiusa???
[The key's still up there, Usagi!]
Usagi: (slaps her head) The keys up there, and I'm this small...WAAAAAAAAHHHH!
[gets stepped on by a random person]
Usagi: OWW! Ooh, there's a cookie there!
[A cookie saying EAT ME!]
Usagi: (eats the cookie) OH MAN! I'm getting bigger! OWW! (head hits the ceiling)
Iron Mouse: (comes out from the door) You'll need this, you meatball-headed giant! (leaves)
Usagi: Thanks...? (gets fan and fans herself) I'm small again!!!
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In the forest, Usagi meets a human in a caterpillar costume. LOLz.
Usagi: Mamo-chan?
Mamoru: No...whoooo areeee youuuu???
Usagi: I'm Usagi-chan! Don't you remember???
Mamoru: I do notttt rememberrrrr....
Usagi: My nightmare is coming true...
Mamoru: RECITE!
Usagi: Recite what?
Mamoru: The Sailor Senshi oath.
Usagi: erm...We pledge to serve the Prince and Princess of the....
Mamoru: Wrong.
Usagi: What??
Mamoru: Weeeee pledgeeeee to servvve the Princccce and Princccessssss of the Mooooon Kingdommmm for as longgg as we shallll livvve. For as the Universssseee may staaanddddd...
Usagi: (rolls her eyes in annoyance) I'm outta here. Three inches is a terrible height.
Mamoru: EXCUZEH MOI!!! I am exactly three inches tall!!! YOU IDIOTIC MEATBALL HEAD!
Usagi: WAAAH! (runs to the forest)
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In the woods, still.
Usagi: I'm hungry!
Rei: THEN COME HERE YOU FATASS!
Usagi: Huh?
Chibiusa: We're having a tea party! ^^
Usagi: Cool! Can I join?
Chibiusa: Of course not! Non ditzes only! HAHAHAHAHA!
Usagi: (whacks Chibiusa with an iron pole) That'll teach you, you pinkie! (eats all the food and leaves)
Rei: Wait! I wanted that sushi!
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Fast forward to the Royal Gardens.
Luna: Usagiiii!!!
Usagi: Huh? Luna! You're in this botched-up dream of mine???
Luna: I'm the Cheshire cat!
Usagi: Yeah yeah, please tell me how do I wake up from this...this...idiotic mess!
Luna: You're almost there, Usagi. Sorry for not showing up. I was having a tea break.
Usagi: Tea break???
Luna: ....whatever. (disappears)
[Usagi sees Haruka and Michiru painting the roses red...LOLZ.]
Usagi: What are you two doing?
Haruka: Painting the roses red. The Queen doesn't like it when they are white.
Michiru: So we are painting them.
Usagi: Right...isn't that the Queen there?
Haruka and Michiru: AAARGH! OUR HIGHNESS!!!
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Galaxia: WHO'S BEEN PAITING MY ROSES RED?!!!!
Usagi: Galaxia's...the Queen of Hearts????
Galaxia: YOU TWO! URANUS AND NEPTUNE! I BET YOU WERE TOO LESBIAN TO EVEN BOTHER WHAT I SAID!
Haruka: Well....it was Michiru!
Michiru: WHAT!? HARUKA! YOU *****!
Galaxia: I WANT MY ROSES GOLD!!!
Seiya: Now now dear...no yelling at them ....please?
Galaxia: Aww...but honey...just this once?
Usagi: Seiya is the King of hearts??? Wow, my imagination level must've tripled!
Seiya: Fine, sweetie.
Usagi: SWEETIE?!!!
Galaxia: Thanks, honey! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! I mean...OFF WITH THEIR STAR SEEDS!!!
Haruka and Michiru: EEERKKKK!!! (was dragged away by Lead Crow and Saturn)
Galaxia: And who are you, my dear? (looks at Usagi)
Usagi: Well, I'm Tsukino Usagi and...
Galaxia: Look up! Stand straight! Don't twiddle your fingers! Curtsy! And you must say, YESSS! YOUR MAJESTY!
Usagi: YESSSSS! YOUR MAJESTY! you stupid *****...
Galaxia: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!! OFF WITH HER....
Seiya: Honey, why don't you try the trial for her? Pretty please?
Galaxia: ....oh fine. TRIAL! TRIAAAALLLL!
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In the courtroom.
Iron Mouse: The jury! (thum thum thum...) The officer! (thum thum thum...) The QUEEN OF HEARTS! (THUM THUM THUM THUM THUM!!!) and...the King. (XD)
Galaxia: Are you ready for your sentence, Usagi?
Usagi: Sentence? I thought the verdict is supposed to come!
Galaxia: SENTENCE NOW! Verdict later!
Usagi: XD
Saturn: Witnesses! Please step forward!
Mamoru: This asshole called me a three inch midget!
Galaxia: (mutters to Seiya) Well, he is...
Seiya: (giggles)
Rei: SHE ATE MY SUSHI!
Galaxia: WRITE THAT DOWN!
Siren: Crow-san, how do you spell sushi?
Crow: T-o-o-s-h-i-e.
Siren: Ok.
Galaxia: (slaps her head) Next witness...and oh, Saturn?
Saturn: Yes?
Galaxia: I know you are hiding the last one.
Saturn: Fine...Chibiusa, you're on your own now.
Chibiusa: AAAARGH!
Galaxia: NOTHING WHATEVER!
Chibiusa: NOTHING WHATEVER!
Galaxia: WRITE THAT DOWN! Alright, you know what that means??
Usagi: What?
Galaxia: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU! SATURN!
Saturn: Miss Tsukino Usagi has been soley charged for irritating, trash talking, cussing...
Galaxia: Aww for the love of Chaos! Get to the part where I lose my temper!
Saturn: Oh...kay. And where Golden Queen Galaxia loses her temper.
Galaxia: Ok, honey, now can I?
Seiya: Seems to be a good idea.
Galaxia: OFF WITH HER STAR SEED! AND I WANT HER HEAD TOO!
Usagi: AAARGH! LUNA YOU IDIOT!
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Minako: Usagi! Usagi!
Usagi: (wakes up) wha...?
Galaxia: You were sleeping for the past 3 hours! And we were calling you and you didn't wake up!
Usagi: You...
Seiya: Sheesh, who would've known you were such a couch potato?
Usagi: You...Galaxia...queen...honey...off....lesbian...
Galaxia: What?
Minako: Let's send her to the MPH. I don't think she's feeling mentally well.
Usagi: WAIT! NO! I'M NOT MENTAL! LUNA! HELP ME!!
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I hope this cracked you up! Please review!
Sorry for the slight cussing..though..