An All Out Attack On dataDyne!!

By the way... Daniel Carrington is DEAD! Got killed in multiplayer by me and my DarkSims! So there, Carrington! You'll be replaced by... none other than... the one and only... Lisa Crystal!! She shall rename your stupid Carrington Institute into the "Crystal Institute"! Yeah!

Now... where'd she go? Oh, yeah. She's in Daniel's (old) office changing some stuff around.

"What the hell's this safe for?" Lisa asks as she examins Carrington old grey safe. She picks the lock on it and looks inside. "Gross! There's rotten apples and dirty gym socks on here!"

"That explains the smell." a soldier comments.

Lisa cleans out the safe and puts her own stuff in there.

"All right! There's a Gold Falcon 2, some Body Armor, a Shield, and a Tranquilizer. That's enough for now." she says as she closes the safe. "Let's see dataDyne get this stuff!"

"Oh yes... by they way, Lisa... what are we going to do about the attack on dataDyne?" the soldier asks.

"....I'll send out an attack force right away! We can't let them live!" Lisa orders. The soldier leaves to gather the army. Lisa has bought some new uniforms for the CI army. They're black with medals on them. Much like SeeD uniforms...

At dataDyne Tower, Cassandra deVries holds a meeting...

"...and Daniel Carrington is dead! Finally!" Cassandra says. Everyone cheers.

"But... what about the new leader? ...Lisa Crystal... ?" a guard asks.

"What about her? She's only seventeen! She's no threat to us!" Cassandra bellows as more guards rush in. They look alarmed.

"Ma'am! The CI is attacking full force! We need backup!" one of the guards exlaims.

"What!? She's actually attacking!?" Cassandra yells.

A group of dataDyne guards rushes to the entrance where Lisa's soldiers are bashing and ripping things.

"Die, CI scum!" a guard yells as he aims his CMP150.

"That wussy crap!? Watch this!" a CI soldier exclaims as he pulls out a "Crystal Samurai" (formerly Phoenix) and kills the guard.

The other dataDyne guards are eliminated in similiar fashions with Samurais, P2Ks, and Crossbows. Lisa walks in.

"Good work. Now for Cassandra..." she says as she enters the elevator. Cassandra appears in the other elevator going down. Lisa looks at her and draws a golden Falcon 2. "Eat golden bullet, b-tch!" she yells as she eliminates Cassandra DeVries.

Lisa throws a grenade out of the elevator and jumps out. The grenade takes out the last few dataDyne guards. As Lisa and her soldiers escape, a large helicopter flies over the building and turns it into rubble with its missiles.

"Goodbye, dataDyne scum!!" Lisa exclaims cheerfully.

"Our rival is dead. What now?" a soldier says.

"What else!? PARTY!!!" Lisa yells happily.

So, they go back to CI and have a party! dataDYne is DEAD and it shall stay DEAD! Ha! The losers... so this is...

THE END... !

Oh and... "Things "CI" also stands for:

"Law & Order: Criminal Intent"

"Carrington Institute" (formerly)

"Canadian Idol"

Well, so long, suckers!