Piltover, The City of Progress, was in its usual state. The daily arrival of goods from all over the world was taking place, brought in by ships. The streets were busy like they normally were. Filled loudly with moderately dressed people who push past one another trying to get on with their business, it was almost just another regular day in Piltover.

Almost…

Up in a complex, a woman was bringing a man to her condo. They'd met earlier in the day and immediately hit it off. The man was wearing an entirely blue business suit and the woman in a red dress, complete with a black tank top. The woman was insistent on returning to her residence for some drinks, with the man showing no protest. The pair entered her unit with the door being locked.

Some hours later, the day was turning into night. Ships transporting the goods had departed, the sounds of the busy streets had faded away with only a couple individuals to be seen. Another peaceful evening, for the moment.

A mans painful yell could be heard coming from the condo of the pair earlier, but one would need to press their ears against the door to get even a hint of it. Inside the unit, clothing could be seen scattered all over the living room.

A blue suit and tie was hanging off a chairs armrest with a red dress sprawled along the floor. Heels and shoes scattered wherever across the room. A quarter filled wine bottle on the table with some spilled glasses on the floor, small amounts of the fluid still contained in them.

"So pathetic." A voice said from inside the bedroom.

A loud crash was heard as the doors were kicked open, with the woman from earlier stepping out. It was Evelynn, The Agony's Embrace. Her skin was turning white to blue with black shadows moving to cover up her parts. On her back were lashers dripping blood as they moved out of sight into her back. A body, complete with blood splats, was laying on the bed. The rest of the clothing laying on the floor.

"Once again, a woman is left unsatisfied." She said with a frustrated tone.

Picking up the wine bottle, she chugged what was left of it before tossing it into the bedroom, a shatter following soon after.

"So hard to find a man around here that can please a woman and actually last a little longer in the bed."

At the counter, Evelynn took a cigarette from an open pack, putting it in her mouth. Taking a light and covering it with her other hand, the woman lit it up and brought it to contact the cigarette. She inhaled the contents before exhaling with a deep sigh. She stepped on her balcony, looking up at the sky while inhaling more from her stress stick. Piltover, The City of Progress,. A blimp showed flying over.

Chuckling at the words, Evelynn inhaled her last smoke before flicking it over the edge and returning inside.

"City of Progress, yeah right. If you're so progressive maybe you could make your men a little tougher. I feel sorry for the ladies here." Evelynn said going to her fridge.

Taking out a bottle of wine, Evelynn got out a clean glass and went over to the couch. Slouching on it, the woman took the remote and turned on the television.

"There's always something bad happening on the evening news." She said pouring into the glass.

The screen came on with the news channel playing by default. A slogan saying "BREAKING NEWS" showed up receiving a pleasant smile from Evelynn.

"Breaking news. Tonight in downtown Piltover, there's civil unrest amongst the population over a controversial law passed by the higher ups of the city earlier today." The anchor man Nautilus said.

"Ooh yeah, here we go baby!" Evelynn said leaning forward while refilling her drink.

"We now go live to our reporter on the ground, Janna Windforce, who is on the scene of the situation. Janna?"

The camera switched to Janna in her reporter skin. Behind her were numerous police officers, including Caitlyn and Vi, The Enforcer. The police were keeping numerous protestors at bay.

"Oh yes. I'm loving this!" Evelynn said with a big smile.

"Well as you may now Nautilus, earlier today there was a controversial law passed by officials. The law permitted that people can now order pizza with pineapple on it. Personally I'm not a big fan of it, but as you can see behind me other people feel very strongly about it and are voicing their distaste."

"How are the officers handling the situation?" Nautilus asked.

"Well I'm here with Caitlyn, the Sheriff of Piltover. She'll inform us what's happening." Janna said.

Approaching Caitlyn, who was in her police uniform, Janna got her attention

"Hi Caitlyn, Janna Windorce, Piltover Post, also your support on the rift from time to time. Can you tell me how the current situation is being handled?"

"Well Janna, as you can see we have barricades, armored trucks, and officers armed with tear gas and plastic bullets in the event that things escalate. We don't expect it'll get out of control but if it does, it'll be contained." Caitlyn explained.

"What're your thoughts on the new law allowing pineapple on pizza?"

"Well personally I don't mind if people have…" Caitlyn said trialing off. Wiping her hand across her forehead with a sigh, she resumed speaking. "Look I'm sorry, it's just, I ca- I can't get into that right now alright? I mean it's a bloody topping on a bloody pizza! I don't know why people are upset over it and why they need police to enforce rules when everyone should just realize how stupid this is! It's not worth starting a bloody riot over!"

Filled with frustration after ranting, Caitlyn ran her hands through her hair and threw the hat on the ground before storming off. Janna looked at the camera with an awkward face. Shortly after, Vi came over to the camera with Janna interviewing her.

"Vi? What're your thoughts on this whole civil unrest?"

Bringing the mic to Vi who stretched with a satisfied sigh, the Enforcer cleared her throat.

"Well, I think it's totally reasonable to have this type of response to that law. Pineapple tastes sweet and you can't put that on a delicious, zesty food like pizza! It just doesn't work! I personally support these protestors but I can't join because I'll be fired. So I do the next best thing and rally them up some more." Vi said.

"Alright then, thank you Vi." Janna said. Turning to the camera, she spoke to Nautilus again. "And there you have it folks, a civil unrest taking place, all because of a pizza topping."

The story came to a stop when an empty wine bottle was hurled at the screen, smashing it. A frustrated groan came from Evelynn who ran her hands down her face in frustration.

"You've gotta be FUCKING kidding." She said throwing her empty glass. "A goddamn protest over that?

Pacing back angrily to her bedroom, she looked at the mans body with dissatisfaction. Pushing it off, she laid on the bed, stretched out, looking up at the ceiling.

"When did it get so hard to find and create perfect agony?" She said to herself. "Dear lord I need a miracle."

Immediately after saying that, like her wish was granted, a vibrating sound was heard. Lifting her head up, Evelynn looked to her left to see her cellphone vibrating. Taking it, she saw it was Ahri calling.

"Great, what does that floozy want?"

Choosing to answer, Evelynn brought the phone to her ear to listen.

"Hello." She said.

"Hi Evelynn, do you need a miracle?" Ahri asked.

Evelynn's eyes widened at this, with her mouth opening a little as well.

"Because that's what I'll need if I'm gonna have my First Slumber Party be a success!"

"Slumber party?" Evelynn asked.

"Yep! It's happening this Friday night and you're invited! It's exclusively for girls only so I've invited all the female champions." Ahri said.

"Well… who will be there?"

"Actually, I've only heard back from Miss Fortune and Katarina saying they're coming. The others say they're busy."

"Damn, no tanks!" Evelynn thought to herself, "Well, what would we do there?"

"I'm not sure. I've been watching some movies about them, but I'm not sure if people really do that in real life."

"What kind of things." Evelynn said taking an interest in this.

"Pillow fights in your underwear, making out, comparing eachothers bra sizes, etc." Ahri said.

This caught Evelynn's attention and she smiled widely at this.

"Oh yes Ahri dear, women definitely do that at their slumber parties." Evelynn said.

"They do?"

"Yes! We strip down to nearly nothing, or sometimes nothing at all, then pummel eachother with pillows until the feathers fly followed with kissing and makeup afterwards. Then we take turns taking tequila shots off others stomachs and compare our bra sizes. The list goes on dear!" Evelynn said gleefully lying.

"That sounds like a lot of fun!" Ahri said, "So will you come?"

"Of course I will love! It'll be a fun and splendid time!"

"Alright sweet! I'll see you Friday night. Just bring your sleepwear and pillow, I'll provide the rest."

"Excellent love, see you then!" Evelynn said hanging up.

The woman stood up on her bed, happily dancing at the invitation.

"Slumber parties, of course!" Evelynn said to herself, "I used to do that so much, but found that I had scared off the majority of people willing to attend. Ahri hosting this party along with her inexperience will be a gold mine to create misery! Taking photos of them doing those acts and exposing them to others will create shame for them that I can feed off for a long time. Why didn't I think of this before?"

Evelynn eventually sat back on her bed, with the coming event not leaving her mind anytime soon. She sat up with sudden realization.

"I'm going to need a little help though. At least during the pillow fight I'll be too involved to actually get any pictures. I'll also need to learn what the other two women, Katarina and Miss Fortune, think about this. If they're not down for any crazy activities, I'll need to find a way to make sure they're up for it."

Snapping her finger a moment later to signal her choice, Evelynn took her phone and checked through the contacts. Coming across the right one, she dialed it.

"He will totally be down for this." Evelynn said.

The phone rang for a few moments before getting an answer.

"Hello?"

"Hi Teemo." Evelynn said seductively, "I have a job for you my little friend." Said with a devious smile.

Author's note: Thanks for reading the first Chapter of the expanded material of this story. I know that some parts may seem ridiculous (like Evelynn's plan for pain and owning a cellphone) but hey, it is fanfiction.

I wrote Evelynn way differently than I did with the other chapters, but don't worry she'll still be sweet at the end. Teemo's her little minion huehue. I take no sides in the pineapple on pizza debate. It may be an old joke but I still like it. There's more coming, don't worry!