One day, Pepe the Frog was making America great again with his patriotic coal mine. Then some dumb kids came along and summoned an evil demon from the depths of hell.
"Hello," said the demonic anti-American SJW known as Captain Planet. "This coal mine must go because coal contributes to global warming. Global warming is a big problem. Why, this very place was covered in snow back in Decemeber, but the snow is all gone just seven months later!"
"They're called seasons, you dumb hippie!" laughed Pepe. "And without this coal mine, what will these ordinary hard-working Americans do for a living?"
"They will do nothing!" said Captain Planet. "That's what welfare is for!"
"You little commie fuck!" yelled Pepe. "You don't even care about the environment! You just want to destroy capitalism!"
"Now you know the real plan!" Captain Planet cackled as he took out his hammer and sickle. "You cannot defeat the right side of history!"
"Don't be so smug, Captain Planet!" said Pepe. "I possess a force greater than communism. It's called the second amendment!"
With that, Pepe pointed his assault rifle at Captain Planet. Being anti-gun, Captain Planet had no choice but to drop his hammer and sickle in surrender. Pepe graciously spared Captain Planet's life and deported him to Mexico, where he was never able to return from due to the Great Wall of Trump.