Disclaimer: I do not own any Kirby characters used in this story.
It was a boring day in Dark Star, and everyone was desperate to do anything that would be fun...
Me: Dang, I'm sooooooo bored.....
Dark Matter: Tell me about it, there's nothing else to do...
Dark Matter Knight: What abou-
Me: Nah....
Dark Matter Knight: You didn't let me finish!
Dark Matter: So what? It's not like it was going to be fun....
Me: *thinks*
Dark Matter Knight: ............
Dark Matter: *randomly shoots lightning*
Dark Matter Knight: You better be careful or you'll hit someone.
Dark Matter: Pfft...*shoots more lightning*
Me: ......*gets an idea* Hey guys, I know exactly what to do!
Dark Matter: *stops* I'm listening.
Me: Lets go to Dream Land and do random things!
Dark Matter Knight: Do what now?!
Before he could finish, everyone was sent to Dream Land.
Me: We're here!
Dark Matter Knight: What are we doing here?!
Dark Matter: Didn't you listen to her? She said we were going to do random stuff.
Me: Yep!
Dark Matter Knight: I'm leaving now...
Me: Sorry, you can't. *smiles*
Dark Matter Knight: And why do you say that?
Me: Because this is my story, and you can't leave until it's over.
Dark Matter Knight: ...
Me: Alright, first we're going to ride random Wheelies!
Dark Matter: And how are we going to do that?!
Me: With the power of randomness, anything is possible.
Dark Matter and Dark Matter Knight are transformed into humans.
Dark Matter: I have limbs?!
Dark Matter Knight: This feels wierd....
Me: Get used to it since you two are going to be like this for most of the story.
A group of Wheelies pass by.
Me: Quick! Get on one and hang on tight! *gets on a Wheelie*
Dark Matter Knight: I'm not going to do that if it's the last thing I-*suddenly appears on a Wheelie* AHHHHH!!!! *hangs on for dear life*
Me: *laughs* I told you to hang on tight!
Dark Matter: That's what happens if you don't listen!
Dark Matter Knight: *tries to sit up straight* I can't control this thing!
Wheelie: *suddenly stops and flings Dark Matter Knight in the air*
Dark Matter Knight: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *lands in a tree*
Dark Matter: Do you think he's okay?
Me: Yeah, he just needs some more practice.
Dark Matter Knight: *still in the tree* Can someone help me please?! My cape got caught on a branch and I can't get it out! Help!
Me: *making a campfire* Did you hear something?
Dark Matter: I think it's just the wind.
Dark Matter Knight: WIND?! I'm right next to you two! How can you not hear me?!
Me: Yeah, definately the wind.
Dark Matter Knight: Arrrrrgh!!!!
Dark Matter: *turns around* Oh, hey Dark Matter Knight. I didn't see you there!
Dark Matter Knight: What?! I was here the whole time!
Me: You were? I didn't know that!
Dark Matter Knight:......