Warning! Transformice smut! (creds to ch_rch on tfm for idea)
Professor mouse walks out of the bathroom to see indiana mouse lying on his bed in a red dress
Professor: Pls no homo indiana u already tried last week
Indiana mouse: Wanna see my diggity diggity?
Professor: No!1!1 I'm not homo!1!
Indiana mouse pulls off his red dress
Professor: NO!1!1 NO HOMO!1!
Indiana reaches over and pulls off professors pants
Indiana: it's shriveled but it'll do
Indiana begins to suck his diggity diggity (profanity watched)
Professor: OoH inDianA ur mAking me homo!1!
Indiana pulls out the vibrators and the handcuffs
Professor: pls b gentle i have to teach tommorrow D:
Indiana handcuffs professor to the bedpost
Indiana: Get ready professor i am gonna educate u
Professor: but wait i thought i was the-
Buffy kicks down the door
Buffy: HA! I KNeW It! Ur HOMO!1!1!
Von drekamus kicks the poor door down again
Drekamus: nO hOmo On mY camPuS!1!11
Professor: But im not-
Drekamus turns to professor and his eyes bulge
Drekamus: SwEET bABY chEEsEcAkEs iT'S bIG
Dreakmus blushes kawaiily
Dreakmus: i was uh t-talking about your uhhhh bedpost
Buffy: !1!11!1!1!
Drekamus: ok ok i'll leave
Buffy slams the door behind him and pulls out a knife
To be continued….