*DISCLAIMER: i don't own Resident Evil or any of the characters. Ja-Er however IS MINE*
He didn't know how long it had been since his defeat, but at least he had company….
I spy with my little eye….
More fucking lava…fucking magma actually its only lava outside of the volcano
You said fucking…thats new
I AM IN A FUCKING VOLCANO AND ALIVE DAMMIT YOU TRY NOT CURSING
And the fun part is your bonkers… I'm you, you're me…kinda
Kinda…?
Its more of I'm in your head and your in mine…
Then may i ask who you are?
Ahem…Ja-Er, Demon God of the Shadows aka Zadkiel, at your service Mr. Wesker
And your'e here because…
You remember that thing you got rid of a long time ago…
My humanity?…
No, the other thing…
Emotions?…
Close…your conscience…
I had no use for it therefore i removed it
Hehehehehehe
Whats so funny?
Its ironic…
What?
I'm the replacement…
…And you think I will accept this…why
Careful Wesky i made organic matter i can turn you into a chicken…an indestructible chicken hehehehe
…Whats the catch?
Oh…nothing, nothing...just helping those you hurt…as i said nothing at all
NO I WILL NOT AID THOSE….THOSE IMBECILES
You don't have to use caps lock to yell ya know…
…What
..……..forth wall…….my arch nemesis…….
…Right…
…If you wanna get out you have to agree to my terms, its like the Christmas Carol before it was raped with a pickaxe by the Hallmark Channel…minus the four ghosts, plus one omnipresent omnipotent deity….
…And if i refuse…
We play I-spy till The Rapture cause I'll be busy at that time, but I'll be back after that….to continue I-spy for eternity
…Asshole
…Don't got one, you however do
…Fuck you
Sorry if you find me irresistible but I'm straight
…FINE I accept on one condition….
*sigh* What, Mr. I-am-in-no-condition-to-ask-for-favors
No I-spy
…Fine…but no guarantee on that… its my favorite game
Very well i agree to your terms, now get me out
Hehehehehehe okey dokey
Two brilliant dark blue eyes along with two more dark green ones above them appeared in front of Wesker…then all went black….
The next day Wesker woke up in his bed
"…A dream" he murmured
Fat chance bucko
"FUCK"
End…of chapter one